Текст песни Сурганова и Оркестр - Если мучит целлюлит и не взять автокредит

Barely alive, beaten, dented,
Steal home, pressed to the curb.
Horn me from all sides
I bear in the saddle all day - Armageddon.

Flowing cold sweat. Family home, as with the battle waiting.
But on the roads of years everyone will respect the bike!
Flowing cold sweat. Family home, as with the battle waiting.
But I believe that in a couple of years everyone will sit on the bike!

If cellulite torments, and do not take a car loan,
Seven troubles one answer - choose a bike!
If you are afraid of the subway, and the weight from the bistro grows
Seven troubles one answer - choose a bike!

I walk on foot, as the world is cruel!
My horse hijacked, did not save the bike lock.
I'm in the deli with one foot,
And under the window, he was taken away by another ...

Stone Age, no parking. Goodbye for a century, good bye for a century ...
I hope not to wait for many years, they will not steal a bicycle.
Stone Age, no parking. Goodbye for a century, good bye for a century ...
I hope not to wait for many years, will not steal anyone's bike.

If they don't get married, they don't bring them to the Maldives,
If the husband overeat pears, and broke in the shower bath,
If a friend offended you, got into the engine and squeezed out the gas,
If the boss drank your blood and love left you ...

If the fish do not bite, you are not lucky
If you are too lazy to walk, or you are too lazy to crawl,
If the yard is winter, summer, autumn and spring -
Seven troubles one answer - choose a bike!

I have a dream: under the light of the stars -
Only me and he on the highway in five lanes ...
On the road in five lanes ...

And no cars, waiting for a pedestrian
I am the mistress and king of all roads ...
And the king of all roads ...

Such as I suddenly hail.
Family is flying. Viva, bike parade!
I hope not to wait for many years
Bike will seize power in the country!