Текст песни Сергей Дроботенко - Про кота

On Friday night, go to bed.
To see a beautiful erotic dream.
To hear at night the ringing of the alarm clock.
Jump up, kick the alarm clock.
Get in the forehead cat.
To hear from him all the truth about himself.
Try to find the rope of the floor lamp.
To grope, pull at the rope.
Understand that it was the tail of a cat.
Read in his eyes a dumb question: "Well, what did you want to light this?".
Start to make your way to the bathroom.
Take a step to the left, step on the cat, take a step to the right, step on the cat again.
To regret the animal by making a jump somewhere in the dark.
Already landing to understand that we are thinking the same way with a cat.
In the bathroom you can brush your teeth with shaving cream.
To see in the basin the laundry, soaked a month ago.
It's sad to say to yourself: "Are you still boiling?".
I want to have breakfast.
Put on the stove pan with pasta.
Start looking for sausages.
Find her under the couch.
Remember that I'm late.
Fly out of the apartment.
Collide with a neighbor.
To hear from her: "Last night your cat was yelling again."
To apologize, to say: "I bathed him!".
"I also bathe my own, but he does not shout!".
To apologize, say: "So can not you squeeze it out?".
To run to work.
To pull the handle of the door, to remember that it's a day off.
Spit.
Kick the door.
To hear from the watchman a detailed route to go further.
To smoke.
Slowly come home.
Remember that at home cooked pasta.
Rush into the kitchen.
Peel the pasta from the ceiling.
Start looking for sausages.
Catch the mysterious smile of the cat.
Feel terrible hunger.
Find in the breadbox last year's hunchback.
Remember the poster: "In every little hill, the sweat of a grower."
It's disgusting to put the old woman in her place.
Open the book "About tasty and healthy food".
On the first page, drowning saliva.
Put the pan on the stove.
With a trembling hand, get the last two eggs from the refrigerator.
Step on the cat that has crept in from behind.
To fall down.
Smash the eggs.
Grab the cat by the scruff.
Throw in the refrigerator.
Grab the frying pan by the handle, get burned.
Throw it on the oilcloth.
To hear the laughter of the cat from the refrigerator.
Open the refrigerator, say: "Another hee-hee and this will be your home."
Tear off the frying pan from the glue.
Take a step towards the tap with cold water.
Slip on the egg yolk.
Throw up the frying pan.
Fall face in the yolk.
Look at the ceiling.
Meet the face with a frying pan.
To hear the groans of happiness from the refrigerator.
Open the refrigerator, say: "I warned! .."
Move the cat into the freezer.
Sentence at the same time: "Now you are not Matroskin, now you are Frosty."
In five hours, regret the unfortunate animal, get it ...
Defrost.
Read in the eyes of the cat the route, which the morning sent a guard.
Tell him: "You're good too. You were castrated, and you are walking. Do you advise, or what? "
Find a jar with something tasty, crunchy.
Eat everything, everything, clean!
Catch the fagged look of the cat.
Read on the bank: Whiskas.
Crawl to the sofa, holding the tail of the cat.
Remember your first love, but not be able to remember her name and face.
Remember how many will hit in a week.
Remember who wanted to become.
Remember that men do not cry.
Fall asleep in the morning.