Текст песни Грустный Оптимист - 10. Паника-панихида

1st verse:
It all started well, no one expected a breakdown ...
Why did I go somewhere ?? It would be better to stay at home!
And neither a cloudy sky, nor even a peal of thunder
They could not make me break the system in a different way.
In any case, it will rain, and I was going fishing, -
There is a lot of free time, it is not a pity to spend it.
Fishing rods, bait, tackle, perch, mineral water ...
Spit on bad weather when your soul is hot!
As a hardening, they once went to the forest for mushrooms;
We took all that was needed and set off in a place with friends.
Golden crowns of trees, autumn leaves underfoot ...
The beauty in the forest is such that can not be described in words!
We ate pies, were not too lazy to relax,
Since in search of mushrooms we are very tired.
Strayed from the right path, found themselves at the ravine;
Five hours in the forest wandered, and eventually got lost !!!

Chorus:
Panic, requiem, catastrophe, panic,
It seems that we are destined to share the fate of the Titanic.
Panic, disaster, memorial service, panic,
We’ll all be stuck here forever and die. Well and glorious!

2nd verse:
Or, for example ... Once I managed to get stuck in an elevator:
Caught in a confined space, he began to panic.
Then I guessed to press the dispatcher call button;
As a result, the doors opened and I went on for a walk.
Since then, I have claustrophobia, not only paranoia,
And if not the first, then the second will happen.
Wherever I go, nowhere I can find peace
Wherever I go, something bad will always happen to me.
That's why I'll never board a plane
Which stopudovo will fall - I know this in advance!
Even in regular minibuses, I still have no luck:
That door will jam, then one of the passengers will yell.
It was a matter, once I almost drowned once,
During the next fishing, cut off from the citizens.
With a fishing rod in his hands he stumbled and went down, it became scary.
Thank God, it came out somehow, although it was wet, like paper.

Chorus:
Panic, requiem, catastrophe, panic,
It seems that I am destined to share the fate of the Titanic.
Panic, disaster, memorial service, panic,
Some campaign found a drowned man in the river.
[2x]

Verse 3:
We wanted to go to the cinema, watch a movie with my brother,
Dressed up, took the money and went on foot - he is here.
We approach the ticket office, and they tell us, they say, "A passport is necessary,
Movie 18+, we won’t let you go without documents, guys! "
We are both in shock. There is an unreal amount of mat in our heads,
But there’s nothing to do. We got out of the building and stumbled into another movie theater,
On a children's cartoon. Take yourself a part of the salary
We go for tickets ... And then suddenly, like thunder rumble,
The phrase sounds: "Tickets are over, come tomorrow!"
Silent silence ... You can hear how slot machines sound ...
The silence was broken by the cousin's insane laugh.
No, really, we are not to blame for anything! ..
I’ll mark this date on the calendar in black
After all, during the day we managed to stay twice without tickets!
And always so: on Saturdays, Fridays and even Wednesdays,
We are haunted by tricks, as if misfortune is our creed.

Chorus:
Panic, requiem, catastrophe, panic,
Life gives in the ass stronger than any guard.
Panic, disaster, memorial service, panic,
I always balance on the verge of carrot and stick.
[2x]