Текст песни Сказка о царе Салтане - Гоблинский перевод

Three chuvikhi window
Crushed threads ( the hell ?)
Suddenly one of them said :
"If I was cool ,
I used specifically for the lads
Nahuyachila grub "
" If I was cool -
Heifer pyazdnula other
Sheela I used Impress abruptly
Than Cardin and even Gucci "
"If I'd had luck -
Said third nipple
Will fuck for plow
Gave birth to the boy "
Only their mouths shut -
Wheelbarrow drove to the house
And the office is included grandfather -
Municipal authority.
"All our bag , dopizdelis ,
Quickly got up and dressed !
You're here so smoothly calling -
Son I will give birth in the spring .
You're coming to my shop -
Handle fur
Well, you - my restaurant ...
Call me Bratok Sultan . "

For a showdown in Magadan
Zatula brother Sultan
Shes playing there ,
A pregnant woman
All cases leads one
And about to give birth should
Toad presses two friends :
So much happiness suddenly bitch !
And just in time for the spring it
Ispekaet boy
Well, the hotel was a success -
All bashlyayut uniquely
Grandfather of these clown
Gets SMS:

" Here , Sultan , garbage like this:
Bore your native
But my son - that's the trouble
And Yelda there pussy "
Ohuel Saltan first
And a lot of scoring baryg
But as the pair pulled
And they posted a reply :
" We will understand how to come
Wait on Friday for dinner "
He shocked in case !
Motherfuckers bore !
Those fleeing with his wife to the hospital :
"All you fucking with the boy ,
Your husband threw type soap
Says , that was cool
He came up with troubles -
Plant both in the barrel
And a cruise told mobsters
You send across the seas "
Juli do? She burst into tears ,
Cones cool hapanula ,
Her husband's word - the law
There is no reason Bazaar ...
In the barrel Hawk imposed ,
Planted, bloated
And let down the Neva :
So Sultan told the lads
Crowded, stuffy , it's shit -
Scratches on barrel wave
And sonny eats a lot,
Turns in Ambala
Storm huyarit up and down -
Fucked this cruise
And shouts girlfriend storm :
" Che sausage so , really?
Throw us to the land , and well ?
Twenty bucks unbuckle ! "
And obey wave
After all, everyone needs a cabbage ,
Barrel on the shore of wheeled
And quietly dumps ...
" As for the island , your mother ... ?
Where is havchika get ? "
Here flying ham
I mean, chickens tobacco
Trunk Saltanych takes ,
One point in the shoot ,
Zapizdyachil grilled
Nehuevoe fillet
Wiped his greasy eblo
And went to find the village .
Here comes through the valley
Sees tough picture :
Eight "Berkut" steep
Ret Swan in the stomach ,
And clubs in ebalo -
Omit general.
But my son did not disappoint -
Scattered all freaks
" Well, thank you , dear !
No pussy , I am your debtor !
You do not "Berkut" scored -
Motherfuckers ruined !
Che lazish the woods ? Masturbate ?
Want a villa ? Heifers you want? "
Ambala replied :
" Well, you swan fucked !
Clear dick : whores and villa
Meares , subservient and Mobile!
I sailed from afar,
I fucking nobody here yet ... "
" All I will give you , buddy :
and cap and a revolver ,
Will you run the show here ,
What is not a prince so fucked ! "
On the same day he became chief
Took klikuhu "Brother Guidon "

Wind on the sea huyachit ,
Steamboat beat the shit out of a steep
And on it , no nonsense ,
Forty-eight " shuttles "
All Saltan from Istanbul
Rod on two large baula .
Cannon fire from the dock :
That 'brother cops chase .
That includes: Sultan in the jacuzzi
Two mulattos , cross on the belly :
" Well Health , asshole ,
Speculators - shuttles !
Where the hell fuck have you been?
Lope money stacked?
Lope time pussy gave you ?
Th good view ? "
Traders him:
"All the way, no bazaar ,
traded irons
And fake earrings
I almost came a new term ...
And lying on