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I Alexander Dmitrievich , write in his notebook ,
Course OBZH you read briefly ,
But we decided with the director ,
Delve into the topics to which I 'm involved .

Yeah, I'm not a teacher , in general ,
But , with the director , I very friendly ,
And when the best friend about something asks you
Here though the blood from his eyes can not be to go into denial .

So, friends , let's start - our task is to survive ,
We are all in the forest, and it is necessary to squeeze the maximum benefit ,
Of each and every one ; believe me - there is no extra in the campaign,
Each student is applying himself .

For example, you now, low puhlyachok ,
What is your name ? - I Alesha Kovalchuk , and Cho ?
And then , Alyosha , what happened squad lost,
Your rich fat the body can come in handy.

Judge for yourself - little feet , hunched shoulders ,
They say that you raskisnete on the first night .
Before you become a choice - or suffer other interfering ,
Either you big portions of food .

Really big , look - enough for everyone ,
There is also a compromise , do not kill at all,
A cut parts that deliver the meat from spoiling ,
Alesha , wiped his eyes , and that someone out there face contorts ?

-I Lebedev Serge, this is outrageous !
You murderer seems to be the best care !
Well Sёrezha it, wait a second, and you find a deal ,
These unearthly eyes , remember Saltykov sang ?

Hardly remember , but it does not change the fact,
Boys take on you, and we do not condemn ,
When will be ruined classmates , children still,
Here Sergei our boys help .

Relieve stress, recover from hunting,
Homemakers , that's who you are !
Look to the boys because you do not rent,
Okay, guys , we understood.

Now assign multiple hunters
What's your name , son? - Nikita Plotnikov,
Well , Nikita, pick up the squad 's most desperate ,
And frostbitten ; Now poobuchaem them .

So we are in the woods ryschem , there's nowhere to go ,
The situation with sleep and food worse than ever,
Our task -Ensure the entire class overnight and dinner
And yet we need Alyosha .

First night - you need to kill a moose each ,
It's okay , because anciently the custom,
Pull the heart, liver , stomach and intestine,
That's - were moose, steel sleeping bags .

But guts will stand a good service ,
Part will go to dinner , well, part of the scatter would need
And when the feast fly off the vultures and hyenas ,
Surrounding them , these creatures simply awesome !

Hyena teeth crushed bones , crushed bones ,
If visitors descend , they will do.
A domesticated vultures shall bear eggs,
Moreover, in their gastric juice that you want to dissolve.

But there is another attack ,
Escaped convict , they want to attack you .
They do not write laws , they do not consent morality ,
Years toiling under lock and key , they all gave ёbu .

Pardon my French, but you get the idea ,
Boy with narrow eyes , you understand something ?
- I'm not sure I understand, but because of hard labor
Too many years as there is in Russia! - What are you talking about? Well,

Time taken prisoner , the camp is surrounded by ,
Cries crippled hyenas - Do not climb on the rampage .
Thinking attach and diplomatic skills ,
A couple of classmates ask - well, as an option,

And will not help diplomacy - into the battle ,
Penknife convict shall open the belly ,
And while he picks up fallen offal ,
Run away as quickly as possible from the defeated Lohan.

Well guys , today all the theory ,
But if it is not the practice to fix guys mount it ,
And because the guys I have a surprise for you ,
Come to the window all the guys look down !

See gazelki with the body ? My beauty ,
So your entire class to the place with the breeze go ,
Oleg Antonovich my friend, as I told you ,
So, it is your mothers and fathers have been warned!

Now we go down to the car and take a seat ,
On the road, I would outline in your place leafed ,
Disappointment on your faces , tears already ,
Come to the meeting adventures quick march !