Текст песни TheBrianMaps - Как списать ЕГЭ

Tired of fuck USE and GIA?
Do you want to do nothing and not write to 2?
Do you want to bring the phone to the exam?
Or do you want to put on a bra and hide all the cribs in it?
Maybe you want to know the exact answer?
How to pass the exams?
To write off or not?
Right now I will answer all questions
Follow them and you can write off the exam without any questions!
If my mother forces me to do and write home,
Then you can do everything with GDZ while she ironing her shirt.
And if the teacher suddenly fires you,
then punch her in the face and she'll give you 5
If the tutor does not understand,
He says that you are dull and obscenities,
then take a laxative and pour in her coffee-
It takes 5 minutes and you are already free.
It is necessary to spur the spurs quickly
so that the exam you could not fit
Do spurs do spurs do spurs do spurs
spurs spurs spurs!
Spurs quickly rivet!
Use the trick but do not fix it!
Do not try to take something into account, this is not our option,
After all, we are tricks with you -
And to deceive you need talent!
At night I go to the director's office
And I'll steal the answers to the tickets there
I do not want to teach fire teachers hi
Now I have the answers to the exams!
That's all the advice now you're on the exam
Use everything wisely and preferably without pale
But if the evil preacher does notice you,
Then after the exam hit it by weight and bury it in the backyard
And when you come home
There, the attire and the prosecutor will be kindly awaited
They'll tie you up
And you will sit down in the colony
LOCH!
Where you 15 years will be beaten by teenagers.
Heh!