Ponification of song "Long way to Tipperary"
Vocal : Rainihorn and WEEKMAN
Original march from John McCormack recorded 101~2 years ago
Up to mighty Canterlot
Came an Unicorn one day.
As the streets are paved with gold
Sure, everyone was gay,
Singing songs of Canterbury,
Gala 'n' Donut Joe,
Till Candy got excited,
Then he shouted to them go:
It's a long way to Crystal Kingdom,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Crystal Kingdom
To the sweet filly I know!
Goodbye, Canterbury,
Farewell, Donut Joe!
It's a long long way to Crystal Kingdom,
But my heart right there.
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But my heart dont will go.
Candy wrote a letter
To his Pony Dolly-O,
Saying, "Should you not receive it,
Write and let me know!"
"If I make mistakes in spelling,
Dolly, dear," said he,
"Remember, letter hoof made being,
Don't lay the blame on me!
It's a long way to Crystal Kingdom,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Crystal Kingdom
To the sweet filly I know!
Goodbye, Canterbury,
Farewell, Donut Joe!
It's a long long way to Crystal Kingdom,
But my heart right there.
(r)
But my heart dont will go.
Dolly wrote a neat reply
To Pony Candy-O,
Saying "Jelly Lollipop
Wants to marry me, and so
Leave the Joe and Canterberry
Or you'll be to blame,
For love has fairly drove me silly:
Hoping you're the same!"
It's a long way to Crystal Kingdom,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Crystal Kingdom
To the sweet filly I know!
Goodbye, Canterbury,
Farewell, Donut Joe!
It's a long long way to Crystal Kingdom,
But my heart right there.
(r)
But my heart dont will go.