Текст песни Noize mc - Общага

Chorus:
Lave ended so quickly - I'm hungry, but drunk.
Dishes remain clean if empty pocket.
Well, in your pocket there is only a pass - a green spine.
With money, as usual - w * pa (w * pa), but living in a hostel is good!

The hostel is good!
The hostel is good!
The hostel is good!

Dear Sirs, nonresident students!
The RSUH decided to kindly provide you with apartments.
Take out pens and sheets to write down the address:
Kirovogradskaya street, house number twenty-five.

Have you recorded? All right, then for now!
Take all your manat and run there!
Find a commandant - she will tell you everything,
The room will show in * opu even kiss!

Yes, we are extremely glad that you have come to us!
Well, take a look at the amenities provided to you:
Here is the bathroom, but it’s still busy,
Yes ... your roommate * Christmas tree * is * tugging there.

And next to the bathroom is a toilet.
By the way, get acquainted - this is your second neighbor.
He thumped all night, he would have to puke
But he is not a drunk at all, as you might think.

And he doesn’t drink often - eight days a week.
That's all, actually ... Congratulations on your housewarming!
Take apart your things and make yourself at home!
All! What did you ask? No, this is not a barn!

Chorus:
Lave ended so quickly - I'm hungry, but drunk.
Dishes remain clean if empty pocket.
Well, in your pocket there is only a pass - a green spine.
With money, as usual - w * pa (w * pa), but living in a hostel is good!

The hostel is good!
The hostel is good!
The hostel is good!

Here is your room, over there is your bed
If this piece of wood can be called that.
Bed bugs do not bite us, cockroaches too,
True, our cockroaches are more like elephants.

Don’t be afraid of them - they are funny little animals.
Dichlorvos does not take them, they are fucking traps.
Okay, I'll probably go ...
Happily staying in our little hell.

If you are “Sissy”, then you're out of luck!
Living in a hostel is not like under the parental wing.
Having bought groceries in the store - better go along the road,
After all, hungry neighbors will meet you at the doorstep:

Wow, corefan! What a high buzz!
Hey people, feasting on everything, fly on, lads!
And a flock of locusts rattling their dishes
In five seconds, it will sweep away everything that was bought for five days!

Chorus:
Lave ended so quickly - I'm hungry, but drunk.
Dishes remain clean if empty pocket.
Well, in your pocket there is only a pass - a green spine.
With money, as usual - w * pa (w * pa), but living in a hostel is good!

The hostel is good!
The hostel is good!
The hostel is good!

Absolute communism - no private property!
All that lies badly will be taken care of by a neighbor.
How things disappear in the Bermuda Triangle
They do not lose only what they do not leave in sight.

Interesting magazines or a can of paint,
Toothbrush, toothpaste.
Even dirty laundry can spy here!
Well, there’s only one principle - to * publish everything that’s not mine.

In a hostel, a holiday every day and eats no *
What do you get up early and go take the test.
In the next room will gather a man, that way, fifteen,
They will laugh, yell and get drunk to shit.

Don’t be afraid, and you will get to the party,
And in the morning you wake up with some fucking hug
Having been at your own expense at least three hours late.
Yes, live in a hostel no matter what you say!

Chorus:
Lave ended so quickly - I'm hungry, but drunk.
Dishes remain clean if empty pocket.
Well, in your pocket there is only a pass - a green spine.
With money, as usual - f * ck, f * ck, f * ck ...

f * f ... f * f ... f * f ... f * f ...

f * ck! f * ck! f * ck! f * ck!
f * ck! f * ck! f * ck! f * ck!
f * ck! f * ck! f * ck! f * ck!
f * ck! f * ck! f * ck, but living in a hostel is good!