Текст песни Глыга - Сразу Здох

Eating borsch
Choked on cabbage
Choked and immediately died
Eating cabbage soup
Choked on a spoon
Choked and immediately died
Sat on a chair
There were two of them
I chose the wrong one and died
Washed
Slipped on the soap
In the middle of washing died

What
For my life
She is full of pain
She is full of death
Bye

Eating dog
Choked on sister
Choked and immediately son
Sat down to sleep
Too much sleep
So I fell asleep that immediately died
Jumped
From a great height
Miraculously survived and immediately died
Won
Million in the lottery
Got a prize and died right away

What
For my life
She is full of pain
She is full of death
Bye

I thought how to finish the song
He wrote the text and immediately died