Текст песни Уральские пельмени - Песня про быдло

Rednecks came in duty-free,
I bought a redneck three liters,
These three liters should be enough
Well, you can buy it on the plane.
The cattle were settled in "all inclusive".
It ate as if it hadn't eaten for a long time,
A thousand cutlets were hammered into the hailo,
And what not to score because "all inclusive"

The cattle burned on the first day,
And then it thumped only where the shadow was.
Burnt muzzles screamed more than once
"Hey mister double whiskey know ice."

Rest all screaming cattle "Tagil"
Someone clever taught them this.
And probably the more moron you are,
The more often and louder you yell - "Tagil"

And at night the cattle jumped into the pool,
My legs were shaking, my belly was twitching.
The guards yelled, "Do you know who I am?"
When the pool shit in the quiet.

The cattle went to the waterfall.
The hotel staff was overjoyed.
But this happiness did not last long,
The cattle were late and returned.

Often outside the country
Russian and cattle are synonyms.
But after all, we have Pushkin, Tolstoy and Yesenin
Let's at least not shit in the pool