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I did not go to the cinema with my wife,
Didn’t take tickets to the opera for the evening,
Didn't make candles and wine
For a tuxedo, I did not straighten my shoulders.
I didn’t wash the dishes, didn’t cook, didn’t wash,
Not repaired in the living room, kitchen, bath!
I didn’t even go to the Urals with my mother-in-law,
And all Saturday sat on the couch!
Dream come true idiot!
I didn’t walk down the street with a dog,
Since I don’t have a dog!
Didn’t take part in a big yard fight
I did not get a knuckle duster on the cumpol.
I didn’t go to a secular dinner party,
I did not choke on a cherry in a glass.
I'm here again, nobody needs me!
I lounged on the couch all week!
Dream come true idiot!