Текст песни Михаил Задорнов и Марина Орлова - Интернет

the Internet
(music and lyrics by Harry Polsky)
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Once my grandfather
Suddenly he told me:
"Since you are a homebody,
Here's your laptop!

I saved up for it for 7 years;
I connected Wi-Fi.
Since there are no guys in the village,
Look for the groom online! "

I began to walk on the Web,
She took a fashionable nickname.
Someone started sending emoticons,
Someone: "How are you?"

Spielberg's representative
Offered me a role
Called kikimorka
Smiling troll.

Sixth cup of tea
I drink at the monitor
Meeting the dawn again
Looking for my love.

Oh, my sorrow, my sorrow -
Internet-Internet!
The sea writes to me guys
And still there is no groom.
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Gave a bouquet every day
Virtual roses
I have some kind of small school -
It's a pity, but not mature enough.

Invited another to real,
Met him.
Photos of Brad Pitt sent,
And Mr. Bean appeared.

Day and night businessman
Laiki gave me
Well I put in place
Like his wife.

Sevushka was all the nicest -
Press cubes.
It's a pity, not only for girls
He had an interest.

Seventh cup of tea
I drink at the monitor
Meeting the dawn again
Looking for my love.

Oh, my sorrow, my sorrow -
Internet-Internet!
The sea writes to me guys
And still there is no groom.
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The Spaniard climbed into my soul,
He called me to Madrid.
On the chest is a dense forest:
Southern flavor.

A shock was waiting for me in real life,
Pedro lied to me:
It turned out he was Ashot,
Yes, and illegal.

I only see cons
From love on the web.
Brothers-anonymous,
We are not on our way.

I will leave the outskirts -
Though barking from sadness:
Who should I meet
If everyone's gone online?

Eighth cup of tea
I drink at the monitor
Meeting the dawn again
Looking for my love.

Oh, my sorrow, my sorrow -
Internet-Internet!
The sea writes to me guys
And still there is no groom.

No no no no!
Fuck the internet!