Текст песни Макс Леонидов - Основы фен-шуя

Jeremy was an ordinary guy
I watched the Windows program
Went to vocational school
I drove the girls on a moped
I drank beer with my friends
And listened to Ramshtine
Once a strange brochure
In a green binding
Yerema read it ...
Innocent virginal reason
Irreversibly changed ...

Jeremy began to study
Fundamentals of Feng Shui
To fen-shuu rhyme
Do not seek, I'll ask
Soon he realized that a misfortune had occurred:
Kitchen windows, bedroom doors
Everything is looking wrong
But if you cook dinner in the corridor
If you sleep on the porch
That is an opportunity to avoid
Evil energy Tsy ...
Hanged the house with mirrors
Magic bells
Did not go to play with the boys
Ate a bamboo sprout
And lay down on the South-East

Chorus:
Yerem, Yerem, you would be sitting at home
Enough about Thomas, now let's talk about Eremu
Everyone has to hold on to the roots
Yerem, Erema, Erema, Eremey

He was caught cops, and broke his hands
He carried the graves of his ancestors
On the prospectus of Science
Mentam, of course, feng shui is useless
Cops Yeremu was put in jail
But very soon they
Regretted it
Yerema in the cell became an authority
Nobody chefirit
All shout: "Hallelujah"
And they learn the basics of feng shui

Chorus.

In the bullpen Yeremu on the advice of a doctor
On a fast something have pricked
And merged into the san part ...
And, by the way, there was an excellent feng shui
To fen-shuyu again rifnu not to seek I ask
But the triumph of Jeremiah
It did not last long
He was sent to the office
The main luminaries
The light told Ereme:
"You are healthy, sick
Take your bamboo and scratch it home "
I visit Yeru every Saturday
He rejoices at me
Like Boyle Mariotou
We drink green tea
Each mug is large
And we study the basics of feng shui

Chorus.