Текст песни Лигапье - Ода туалету

Ode to the toilet.
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Here you can calmly think
About affairs not giving rest
About the problems accumulated in the house
For long days and years,
 Read an interesting book,
 With label freshener ...
 You come here sad,
Always happy to enter.

And you can, of course, think
That could have been better
On a desert island run barefoot,
Scare your scare
Hippos, monkeys and frogs,
Walk under the palm and wipe the leaf.

Chorus.

 There is no better place, no cozier corner,
 Softer there is no chair, roll and right hand,
 The door, the wall is four, cramped, but this is not an elevator,
 And at another time, even a place for two.

And if you hang smart literature on the door,
Encyclopedia-book, the shelf is specially nailed,
You can accidentally raise the level of culture
And doctoral thesis boldly defend,

And you can retire with a glossy magazine,
Grace to admire angels and goddesses,
And if you accidentally fall asleep, then you will certainly dream
The sun and the boundless blue.

Chorus.

 There is no better place, no cozier corner,
 Softer there is no chair, roll and right hand,
 The door, the wall is four, cramped, but this is not an elevator,
 And at another time, even a place for two.

 

And if you take a calculator ...
About a minute and a half
Simple calculations
Can produce.
How much time do you spend
On the day, and how much and in the year.
Three hundred and sixty, sort of
And the amount can be found.

It turns out two days
You spend in these walls.
Spending them empty
No more going back.
 You could make a plan
 To enslave the world
And become the ruler of the world.

Chorus.

 There is no better place, no cozier corner,
 Softer there is no chair, roll and right hand,
 The door, the wall is four, cramped, but this is not an elevator,
 And at another time, even a place for two.