Текст песни Леонид Сергеев - Свадьба Т3

Around the richly laid table, waiting for the guests, the mother-in-law with the father-in-law paced ...

Mother-in-law: - What is it?
Father-in-law: - Where?
- In the nest! Is that what?
- Salad...
- Yeah ... Stuck in a beard ?! Already had a bite, bastard ?! Look at me! ..
- Kate, well, why are you straight ...
- Wipe your Zenki, Go away, not right now, as a lady!
- What is it?
- Where?
- In the nest!
- Ah ... So, one akyn. Plays a saw on a nail For a dollar and a vodka jug.
- And where is the accordion player? Who will sing to us now?
- A button player in the nest !!! - He drinks from past funerals.
- So you will cross, You yourself, you bastard, will sing.
 - Yes, this nishtyak sings! Well, father answer.
Akyn:
- A yurt eighteen on a dune
- It was clear to our mahal,
What a camel nicknamed Dekhanin
- The cutest in the aul.
Guests are included:
- Oh, you honest mother: Here is the chicken meat, With the second Greek, aspic fish, excellent sausage Yes vodka "Stolichnaya". Here with the cabbage "Kitty Cat", boiled pork ... How so no ?! How did "Petrovich swallow"? Well, you, um ... freaks out freaks! In general, for the father, for the mother, Petrovich - do not pour!
Toastmaster: - Gentlemen! (A terrible pause ...)
Akyn:
- And two pieces of lamb
And me hung on a skewer,
And I poured koumiss ryumashka,
A-u-zun-kun-dus, kun-fool ...
Toastmaster:
- Misters, the grandfather while shut up
And listen a little here.
Today we are gathered ... sorry
Triumph, not food at all.
Here Tatyana and Nikolai are sitting,
Before them are bright paths.
And we drink for them first.
We drink, not die!
... No, do not back, swallow!
Guests:
- A bitter, bitter, and all of us bitter
And as conducted in Russia:
Let him kiss Tanya Kolka,
And bring us hot.
Mother-in-law:
- And what about you, dear guests,
So you cut into food?
That bones are stuck in the throat -
Then you’ll hover.
Toastmaster:
- As one hero said,
Not crooked at all with my soul:
"Between the first and second breaker is small." The third time we go wedding
- Tank with Kolka - well done!
... And you would give in the face,
So as not to hawk cabbage rolls. (Hit)
Okay, that's nice (I'm not in a glass, I'm in a glass).
 Gentlemen, now about the main thing
- To be together forever,
So that love is like a stone
So that with an open soul ...
... And what do you eat buckwheat hands? (Hit)
That's nice, good !!!
Akyn:
- Well, oh ... live in the East,
To East America!
Oh, my native country is wide.
 Zun-kun-dos sura-berke ...

The wedding general enters:
- I was traveling straight from Berlin to the Caucasus,
Yes, the tire broke
And the schnapps ended.
We slanted our
Our service kayuk.
We will drink for Russia,
For darling tsyuryuk.
 Guests:
- Hey, come on, open the bottles,
Pour a fine port wine to a warrior!
Groom: - And I, like a landing,
Swallowing
 And the bone is cracking from our mosle!
 Bride:
 - Yes you, damn it, with the landing -
How to jump, so with the sideboard,
When I got drunk on the fifth.
Mother in law:
- And to live soul to soul -
Shake, husband, wife, like a pear.
Mother-in-law:
- And to see in the late hour -
Fuck husband with a rolling pin in the eye.
Toastmaster:
- Mom! Everything is fine! Do not make noise!
Please, establish silence!
Well, who else wishes, sorry
Congratulate our husband and wife?
Middle-aged woman:
- I am your aunt Ella from Tambov!
How touching, wonderful, mischievous!
 Like 20 years ago and here I am again aaaaaa ... ... Sorry, just hit the wine.
So that your happiness is permanent
And it would grow stronger year by year stronger
I give you this ikebana,
And in the backpack - a beautiful rock garden.
Mother-in-law:
- Yo! Though I’m not a girl for a long time
And I don’t care
But! Thank you, Ellochka,
For a broom with a brick.
Winischa, the face is redneck,
I drank off half a bucket.
You are a Tambov infection
Though you and my sister.
Tamada: Everyone is dancing!