Текст песни Леонид Сергеев - Кратчайший курс нашей истории

Either real or fiction
Someone was, and someone was not-
Nothing to bother!
Once upon a time,
And they did it - they also lived,
We will continue to live ...

This strange picture:
Different Fates Web
Tied us together
In the historical plot,
In the depths of the picture frame
And comedies and dramas
Make up a panorama
Flying past years.

Profile of Oleg
What offended the Pechenegs
So that more Pechenegs
Do not find a day with fire ...
Krasnoy Solnyshko Vladimir,
Publicist Famous Pimen
With amazed relatives
Climb into the pond.

Genghis Khan with Batu Khan
Near Mamaev Kurgan
Arrows are rushing relentlessly
To capture Tsaritsyn,
Alexander, aka Nevsky,
Taking a captured German sword,
Invites in a neighborly way
Everyone to go to the lake ...

Excuse me, John the Terrible
Moaning over the son’s tear
I called an ambulance, but late:
I hit it very well ...

Peter I, Katerina,
Katerinina "raspberries",
A genius from commoners,
What came to Moscow on foot.

The famous Count Suvorov
Pugacheva pounding, a thief,
Paul I dancing spore
With Arakcheev Kankan,
Alexander, aka I,
Corsican - nasty guy -
Horses put into canned food
For Russian partisans.

Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin
After yesterday's revel
The nanny prays: "Where is the mug?
The heart will be more fun! ",
Decembrists, sleepy Herzen,
Musorsky drinks vodka with pepper,
Glinka writes "rushen scherzo",
And Tchaikovsky - “swans”.

Portrait painter of Christ Ivanov,
Unborn Ulyanov,
Unborn Romanov,
But not the one that was in the Central Committee ...
Group portrait of the nobility,
Group portrait of the peasantry,
Glee and drunkenness,
And the end to the serf-owners.

Stanislavsky covers the Moscow Art Theater,
Cuts Sechenov anatomist,
Goes to Repin in Penates
Chekhov ... Pavlovich ... Anton ...

Strabismus is not in fashion
Under the wave "Varangian" leaves,
Outrage among the people,
Sunday, Pop Gapon.

The first experience is unsuccessful
Kaiser, king, in Razliv cottage,
Neva ice will not hide Grishka,
The abdication of the king
Who is above - can no longer
And below desire is gnawing,
Instead of faces everywhere
Hello revolution!

"Fucking brother to brother" ...,
Zheleznyak the sailor with a grenade,
Mayakovsky posters
And portraits of Kolchak,
Ulyanov sits in the palace,
Romanov sits on a bayonet ...
Guns - forte, muses - piano ...
And the Cheka does not sleep at nights.

Triumphant Malice:
Koba mounted the horse.
Ubiquitous chidaoba
Starts to hit the bast.
Weeping enemies of the people,
The first plan in four years,
Brotherhood, equality, freedom -
Red stitch on canvas ...

Waffe Kiev bombed ...
Meat of the front, veins of the rear,
Blood: Budyonny, Voroshilov,
Meat grinder under the eagle,

Marshal Zhukov - offensive,
Levitan - the end of the torment,
And victory ... Unreasonable,
A huge number.

Stalin gave the soul to God-
Blame it on Lavrusha!
Plug your ears tighter
Grandchildren of the Bela King!
Congress Twentieth, debunking,
Nationwide screaming
Festivities
In the corn fields.

A bald shoe hits the pedestal
Kiloton in Cuba,
May Day, banners, pipes,
The U-2 was shot down in a third salvo ...
Returned Gagarin,
Okudzhava is popular
Like the thaw is in full swing
But hardly ... hardly ...

LISING BROWNER
Puda wears two medals,
But everything asks, asks, asks
To fight and to work!
We beat the Chinese at the border
Behind the flags of Solzhenitsyn,
And out of the capital
Academician driven ...

In Prague, Moscow time
Behind the Brodsky wilderness fence,
Tearing Vysotsky:
"No guys, it's not like that ...",

Democracy in the toilet
Eyebrows in a marshal's uniform,
Everywhere slogans about peace -
Red flag over Kabul ...

Chopin's Funeral March
There is a change on the platform
And one more replacement
And again Chopin sounds ...
Dashing time has begun:
Which of the former is immediately in the crown,
Young wolf tribe
From the same old walls.