Текст песни Андрей Рожков - Майонез

New Year's Eve is very
You drank tasty, ate
Forgot about the fridge,
And the salad is moldy
And to sausage dilapidated
Lost interest
It will come to your aid
Good old mayonnaise

Chorus:
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Pancreas Irritant
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Turns "Doshirak" into a delicacy

If you suddenly compete,
If you are a sumo wrestler
And you need to dial in a month
250 kilos
Here dumplings will not help,
Hercules will not help
Better than bread with mayonnaise,
Or just mayonnaise!

Chorus:
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
You were dystrophic, after a year heavyweight
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Turns "Doshirak" into a delicacy

Well, if you want to reset
Quicker weight
Even here, to the rescue
Your friend mayo
And let your diet be with or without meat
Exclude from the diet you just mayonnaise

Chorus:
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Causes nervous stress in models.
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Turns "Doshirak" into a delicacy

You go from the store
Through the park at the ready
And in the fence between the rods
Slip lured demon
Head passed with a whistle,
But your ass is not climbed
Well, that is in a shopping bag
Bold, slippery mayonnaise

Chorus:
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
Without you, I would not fit in my jeans

It’s a pity there are no real, oh, miracles in the world!
I would say so, probably, if not for the mayonnaise
And to Medvedev, guys, I got on Twitter
He rules Russia!
WORLD MAYONES RULES !!

Chorus:
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
He fills cosmic progress
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!
It means mayonnaise rules the world.