Текст песни Александр Пушной - Песня про кризис

I was sitting in anguish and costume & quot; Brion & quot;
On the marginalia in the car with reserved seats .
The smell of grilled chicken , tobacco, toilet
In the bag there are & quot; Virtue & quot; but there is no ticket ....

Got up early in the morning , turned on the TV ,
And they say the economy crisis!
First in America , and later - in Europe
Looming global complete w * pa
All times , then we have not to miss
P * zdets crawls up to Russia
Well, how silently , for a whole year
P * zdets stronger and stronger comes.

So this I note , incidentally,
Not just good, but even the very, very
And that is bad, hardly agree :
At the very least , something we caught up with America .

The crisis that did not find me at home,
I decided to begin with the familiar tinkle
And I can not say your call
Account no money - started to bitch crisis ...
I go down to the entrance - not a lift
A x * k you? The crisis - says lifter
Under the crisis and the dog of unknown breed
Defiantly shits at the entrance

So this I note , incidentally,
Not just good, but even the very, very
Plunge into shit even in the morning,
There is a sign - to be wealth and good!

Go to the store - it is closed for lunch
This has not been seen for many years
And what's for dinner? Time - 9 am !
Look at all the crisis , and eat it
You have a lot of these , and I'm here alone.
Do you know that the crisis has entered the country ?

So this I note , incidentally,
Not just good, but even the very, very
Will not eat - we are engaged in sports
Sochi Winter Olympics we udelali Chinese !

I happily into the office in a hurry to work,
And then silence, as if on Saturday
And what 's so dark and silence all around ?
So the crisis is now save on everything :
On technique , on phones in the world
Paper, ink , and even rent
Decided to once a month we have an office shooting
Salary to come here to get

Salary? For what? What work ?
And one can not pay because of the Labor Code on

And this , I confess , incidentally,
Not just good, but even the very, very
Finally Russian our people
Began to realize sho meaning of the word & quot; Labor Code & quot;

I go to the bank come , do not stand
We all right , do not worry
Yes, I just wanted to take the money
Where to bear ? To give?
Well, in Sberbank , VTB , Gazprom, the Bank of Moscow ..
What do you mean , why , well, you think
Well, how much interest they can give ?
And I propose that 25 !
No, my money , you probably remove ,
I can take what percentage you want,
Want a hundred or two hundred may under ?
Money is not important , because we are together!

This is , I note , incidentally,
Not just good, but even the very, very
After all, the West rots try them
Get two hundred per annum without straining
And this, I note , incidentally,
Not just good, but even the very, very

And that broke simple motif ,
And there are probably the main positive in this song