Текст песни Александр Новиков - ТЕЛЕФОННЫЙ РАЗГОВОР

Vano, listen, very hard to hear!
Why did not you take the tube so long?
You listen to me, I'll tell you how it happened,
Until the connection broke completely.

No, I did not drink, I even started to sober up.
I say so, do not interrupt:
The chief of the market must immediately cut -
Absolutely no conscience, how many do not give.

The carriage that you sent here,
I sold it all, even the day after yesterday.
The market did not sell me a place,
But I sold from the backyard.

Tell me, who sent the goods so unripe?
I was laughed at like a thief!
Find out, Vano, who did it,
I'll come and drown him in the Kura.

Let Gogi come here soon,
Yes, take the suitcase as soon as possible:
I go with him - do not hold my legs at all.
What's in it I hope I understand, right?

Let Zurab send a carnation half a car,
Neighbors hurt you, sin.
Vano, the city is more than a million -
Therefore, not enough for everyone.

Come alone, at least for a little while.
You hear, to tell a secret,
I found you a car - a black "Volga",
Inexpensive - just twenty-five ...

Came to the feast of wine and chachi -
From the local I vomit and diarrhea.
Caucasian wine came, otherwise,
This all blush your nose.

How are our players, how is Givi?
Scored from a penalty ?! Very much pleased!
And here, Vano, there are such -
They are boldly brave, out loud for Ararat.

Tell Revazu, do not play pranks,
He does not speak offensive words in court.
I heard they can give for this ten -
Add eight to give two.

Tell your wife, let the poor not cry:
I almost do not bother women.
The last one, now, is a staincher.
Come, Vano, I'm getting very tired ...