Текст песни А. Смагин - Хохлы - эволюция

In a small farm near Dykanka two hoxholes sat in a bath
The agenda includes vodka, potatoes, eggs, lots of salt
- Nikolai, tell me about mercy, how it appeared on the retinue,
well, let's just say, for example, the muzzle of your fisherman.
In short, who was your ancestor before this era?
- Well, maybe Bogdan Khmelnitsky, well, did anyone know there?
Maybe one of the Little Russians - from Sich of Zaporozhye,
So could Julius Caesar himself - he also respected fat.
As for all these galas, he gave wines on moussalam
Fortus Saltus as seen - a hop piece and not gu-gu
Cleopatra says, "Well, boil the gnocchi with onions,
and neither did I flee to Alexandria for Nifirtiti "
"What do you say to me, Nicholas?" Are you the wine of the mischievous one?
The same vshivy italyashka - reach and rickets.
You will disgrace Zaporozhye - your bulldog's head
Listen to me - whistle - you'll see right now, parasite.
Kuvandyka had a problem - I was brewing dogs on the soap.
In Kuvandyki, their daughters ... just like uncut dogs.
Well, the little town is enlightened, don't look that distant
And yet somehow I foolishly threw in the department store
Well, out there dresses, buying one little book -
Posted by Charlukh Darwin - a brainy man.
Like there from the buzzards, from the snot to the cockleshells,
From the intense different creatures appeared a man.
I explain it popularly - it will be interesting, fine.
Here is an example to take an amoeba - so on our "snot".
The amoobas stayed in the reservoirs at first
And one day, the thought of Yiyi Pumpkin arose:
"This is what I have tilks, I multiply alone,
Crawl out on land - I'll see the candidate.
Can anyone come back, there are many of them there to fight
Male arthropods on Lazorev beach "
Here to the beach pidplivaet, there yii already pidzhidayut
Just two - arthropods. Shura-laying and in the bushes
Years ago, you were smuggling around there, you look, babies showed up -
Pretty takiyas - garni boys - worms.
And googles rush everywhere micro-wonder yents
Amphibians, carnivorous indiscriminately,
All kinds of crustaceans, lice, slimy, ugly
Infusions in the wrist and in the mane, tilky shoes fly.
Well, they gave to the Mesozoic, and perhaps to the Paleozoic
Destroying all opponents, they began to gain weight.
Settled in the Dnieper, turned into a crocodile,
Have learned to drive the vodka from the honeycomb.
How cool it was - they saved their vodka.
Dinosaurs - not dust - paid fools.
... really was drinking alone there, right now living in Scotland -
Russian Nyu it is called - stop on the days of the Lohness River.
Well, they gave the crocodiles turned into GORYLES.
Aliases are takyi - in honor of the gorilla, to understand.
Well, how frosty it became, the breadth of all increased
And licked everyone on the tree - you can get a snack.
And on the tree those bananas, pumpkins for eggplant,
Here one of them smikaye - the earliest hubby -
On top of the crunch is more - so I will hide longer
And from the acceleration of the jump on the neck - here he is a jump.
And in the meantime, the battle was boiling over the trees like a brood in the gut
The evolution is - you mean "who to whom"
Here it is the tree itself. Wich shoots to the right, to the left
The roots of the branch, and the name is very good in it.
And the name is - "GENEOLOGICAL"
Here, too, are we the crowns of creation at the top sitting.
Our squad is gorillary, and our family is salutary
And from the entoy scheme it is clear that the crest is invincible.
Where there are no tilts in peace - both in Toronto and in Cairo,
In Nicaragua in Zimbabwe, Hawaii.
And putting my hand on my heart, I swear by the lard with pepper,
Since the creation, the world has remained on the crests.
Handsome guy was Charlukha (a piece of fat in his ear)
And it seems to me, Mikolo, the wines of ours, of the Khokhlov.
That's the cross - I swear on my knee - it was Charlie Darwinenko's fault.
Pour in, Nikol, vodka. Well, Charlukh, be healthy.