Текст песни Игорь У-2 - Современная сказка про Федота Стрельца

KING:
I'm glad to see you
The tycoon tycoon!
What are you wrinkled face
How is dried grapes?

DRAWING MAGNET:
Allow to report!
They do not want to take our product!
Overseas carts
They strive to buy everything!

KING:
What nonsense are you talking about?
I can smell, you rogue!
Al rollback do not want to pay?
Al purposely making me angry?

By the way, uncle, where is my jackpot?
You don’t ruin our symbiosis -
I bought the same for firefighters
As many as ten drags!

DRAWING MAGNET:
So rollback to pay with faq?
Production is dead ...
Buyers gone -
Just like witchcraft.

Volokush is already a hundred pieces -
Nobody wants to take them.
That price is too big
That they are not the quality!

Volokusha - what a bridge,
Two logs and five planks
Well, what are rotten boards -
That is a tolerable joint ...

Because of the sea-okiyana
Drove from Basurman
Cabs, carriages and carriages.
Here is such a vinaigrette ...

Dumping basurman
And climb into our pocket
Robbing on the go!
But the devil brought trouble ...

I figured out how to be -
Import should be covered!
For the price of five strollers
Don’t buy drapery ...

KING:
Anto, soaring, it doesn’t matter.
Means - a duty of thin.
We will raise it many times
So let's see tada!

The very same decree was issued. Stroller duties were like in a terrible tale. But the duties of the king to everyone up to the lantern - know they are taking their strollers, as before the shake ...

DRAWING MAGNET:
Here is our cunning people,
Well invented a workaround -
Tear them apart
Here is such a sneaky move!

And there are no duties on the part!
It would be necessary to introduce a ban.
And so that no loopholes!
King, sit down, write the decree!

Make a smart face
Ali scratch the egg.
And get such a bet -
Mulien by the wheel!

KING:
Et you say business -
You can when you want!
I will show them the designer!
You’re thinking, you’re!

I'll give them, japanese!
Neh to run away from duties!
Now your carriages
Stop disassembling!

Full duty - carriages
Do not be brought in, nooo!
A native drag
It costs like a convertible.

And the people will stretch
To the drag factory
To buy your own, dear ...
Ento is a brilliant move!

He saddened the people, but he doesn’t follow the tsar. He frowns, but pays for the carts, but does not spend money on drags.

DRAWING MAGNET:
King what to do? Oh, byad
Our people are such a bastard!
Do not understand what we care about
After all, about it forever!

Well, sales have completely risen.
Dragging a day - hardly ...
Well, in short - I'm sad ...
Not about entom we dreamed!

KING:
Apparently, the duty is small,
Once enough dough for them.
Raise ten times more.
For their good! not from evil!

DRAWING MAGNET:
Anto - royal conversation!
Anto - the right terror!
Since they do not feel their benefit
We will take them away!

In the meantime, the essence and the matter - the news arrived in the capital. The general breaks to the tsar that he robbed the army to the point. The Zenkas are bulging, something mumbles - in general, I don’t understand what the concrete wants.

KING: (in awakening)
Is this hto? .. Ah, General ...
I remember ... I thumped with you ...
You ish then
And beyond the curtain popped.

So what is the need
Brought you here?
I hope you don’t want to sleep?
Here you are not a furrow!

GENERAL:
King, wake up, in the country of BuzA!
Mass has become so borzoa -
Rebel against duties!
(If Cho - I personally FOR!)

On the outskirts of the country
Very much all are excited.
Blocked all the roads
Know overeating bleached!

KING:
Riots - stop it !!!
We can’t have them!
Everyone and everyone is happy with us ...
As you suppress, report back.

And so that henceforth such a thing
YOURs nipped boldly!
In the vast country
I don’t need protests.

GENERAL:
I got it. So be it -
All archers will show agility.
Do not be so kind as to slip in -
They will dig the earth with their nose!

A week has not passed - again