Текст песни Евгений Гришковец и Бигуди - Настроение улучшилось 1 история

When a terrible mood is falling ... and what a terrible mood? This is when you are easily and with pleasure annoyed at everything, everything torments you, scratches you, and it’s impossible to hide from this city anywhere ... Then, then ...

You ride the subway. And there are a lot of people, and all these people have taken all the places, and everyone is sitting reading some stupid books, or solving some idiotic crosswords. And you stand, dangle, and are annoyed that these people read all kinds of rubbish. And how can you solve all these vulgar crosswords in general? ..
But suddenly the station ... And someone got up and went out ... And the place was vacated ... And you sat down - and suddenly you felt the warmth of the person who had just left.
And your mood has improved!

And if you were driving ... Driving ... On some big highway ... In a strong stream of cars ... You were driving closer to the city, but suddenly you were cut ... Trimmed and rushed forward such a big Mercedes with tinted by the windows ... Such a Mercedes is of some rough color ... And he has some kind of number - three fives, three sixes, three sevens, or ... Or three nines ... I rushed off - this Mercedes, and you drove off on the side of the road, caught my breath, put my pulse in order, started the car again and drove off.
The mood is terrible, and you swear, swear, at all these scumbags ... Going further, and suddenly you see ... Fifteen minutes later ... How is this Mercedes, also on the sidelines, next to him is a policeman and a driver - a small one, plump, short cut. And the policeman talks to him very hard. You are passing by ...
And your mood has improved!

Or did you rush along the night highway ... Alone, along the night highway ... And put forward the headlights of the main beam and felt the road ... And suddenly, another car drove towards you from some small country road and blinded you with a high beam, and you thought: "Well, what kind of asshole does not turn off the high beam?" And at that moment the driver took it and turned it off, and it turned out that it was you who were blinding him with a high beam, because you did not have time to turn it off. And you turn it off and think: “But a good man is coming towards you”
And your mood has improved!

But sometimes you don’t have time and it seems you are letting everyone down. Fight, fight like a fish on ice, on this day. And in the most terrible rush hour, when there’s no way to drive anywhere, you nevertheless slipped through these traffic jams, traveled around the alleys and almost made it to some important meeting, but you can’t go to the avenue because there’s such a stream of cars and no one concedes and does not allow to pass. And in despair you hit the steering wheel and swear soundlessly. But suddenly, some tired uncle in an old tired car slowed down, blinked his headlights, waved his hand: “Drive through,” and you pulled away, but managed to show him his open palm, and he managed to smile tiredly. And your mood has improved.

And when you sat somewhere in the park, in a terrible mood, smoked, but did not throw cigarette butts under the bench, did not tram them in the sand of the track ... Or simply walked along the alley, chewing chewing gum. And she got tired, and she had to spit it out ... But you didn’t spit her on the track. You came to the urn with her and spat her there. And there he poured cigarette butts, and thought: “But I, after all, am a decent person. Not like the ones who threw all kinds of rubbish here. And I can still live in this world ... You can still ... "
And your mood has improved!