Текст песни 2h Company - Урсула Ким

Ursula Kim

In the nineties came the super wheel "Wheel and Wheel",
having settled about a bicycle since childhood, the dream is in my consciousness.
Over the following years, I have accumulated quite large,
but our misfortune has collapsed - we will have to refuse this money.
After all, the business of our circle is more important! We are few people
her true connoisseurs who worship only to her -
Great Ursula Kim! In our life, one outlet -
we only want to talk about her, we go to her films after dinner.
And if in the hall at the movies they yawn apathetically,
we perceive it solely as a personal compliment to us.
This means that her work is available only to a few.
After the session we are going to a deserted place to share there.
emotions, catch your breath, experience euphoria together,
Pull the strange state of post-film a little longer.
But, as a rule, someone will say: “I have to go to work tomorrow!”
Well, for what is our punishment, what are we so annoy to God?
And on Friday, the thirteenth, Olga did not appear at work.
In the evening, we were met under the strong influence of alcohol.
The reason for this is news, unpleasant for us, unexpected:
in tears, Olga said: "Ursula to Oscar is now nominated!"
Sadness on our faces - this is clearly the beginning of the end.
The correctness of our conclusions, soon, Ursula herself proved.
Decided to act in a film with Richard Gere and Tom Hanks,
on the soundtrack to this masterpiece Chris Rea and Tony Braxton.
At an emergency meeting of ten, nine said “for” what was needed
with our forces and means to stop the process of decay.
The decision was made. Abandoned work. Piggy banks opened.
The details of the plan are honed in the best traditions of film bandits.
Our goal for the minute schedule we received through the net -
this is Cecil Bee, a dedicated agent
in Central and North America. I have all my dreams of great
suppressed, concentrating on hanging in the cabin "Boeing" telly.
Because mad Cecil Bee has broken free for us
first class tickets to Boeing, and not some lousy IL.
We are in a hurry in the USA to meet Ursula Kim there.
Until she became a cinema prostitute, we will gently put her to sleep!

Hello, the dream of millions of people, the promised land!
Viva, Los Angeles City! Fucking roast fucking!
From the airport to the parking lot, there was a dash,
so as not to burn, as well as possible surveillance to be confused.
And now, lounging inside a limousine womb,
happily shake hands with Cecil under the pleasant hum of the air conditioner.
In the middle of the road, our agent said: “A great evil is here
concentrated. " He waved his hand out the window: "This suburb is Hollywood."
The limousine stopped, suddenly, at the mansion of J.Lo.
She was behind the fence, Cecil approached her, saying, “How lucky
see you! ”And then, through the fence, a heart pierced with an arrow
on its sandy path painted his powerful stream.
We go further. It would be better if I did not see that poster with the inscription live! Tomorrow!
At the stadium at the hour will perform "Dzhurassik Five"!
Again broke off the buzz! Again disappointment.
Tomorrow, at the same time, a farewell ceremony is scheduled.
c great Ursula! And Cecil, which is typical for him,
suggested that the ceremony look more symbolic,
He advised the style of Charles Manson there:
Oscar statuette on her head - that she and the other cracked;
to drag a film of the throat ... Extremism of our friend
we rejected - it hurts because it is inappropriate, besides there is window dressing!
We are not looking for revenge, we just want Ursula
she did not drown in the shit, but, remaining a goddess, she fell asleep.
It is time "H". Came to Ursula. “Ah, I’m waiting for you for a long time”, -
He speaks. Then she added: “Oh, by the way, here’s one more.
After everything happens, take care that he does not disappear "-
and brought into the room the bike of my dreams! Rama - carbon!