Текст песни Дезертир - Песня матёрого сталкера

Lyrics:
I can dig trenches with my hands
Without a watering can water the flowers around
I can roll my little neck.
Having produced an indecent sound

I can also shit without crouching
Pants with this, too, without removing
For this I have great respect for
And the newcomers at the meeting honor me

With my teeth I can open you a beer!
To kick out a painful tooth!
A strong hand to stretch your back
I finished my doctoral thesis!

But the truth of the diploma was not given to me
Kicks from the institute were expelled
Then on the phone they told me
To address them I quickly forgot.

I will not forget - then I said loudly!
And then he put the pipe down,
Then I remember trying to long
A minute he remembered and scored.

From the Institute, the army was taken
From the army in Chernobyl, I got
Stew and "jellyfish" in hand gave
And they said you'll get the machine yourself.

Well, I went to furrow the expanses of the Zone
While the bandits did not get into the camp
Some threw tomatoes at me
Others - who kicked, who spat.

Then I got angry
And on myself ropes I began to tear
Thought that the monster turned
Bandits, and let's go all the way.

And they met me later stalkers
From gratification, opening their mouths
They said, well, you're a damn mother
Dumped bandits, and bypassing posts

Since then, for all I have become an example
A veteran of me is called here and there
Although the military is considered a diner
And he follows me in all the posts.