Текст песни Soul Coughing - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has a dream late at night,
Wakes up yelping from a vision of children in wheelchairs
Chasing him through frontier land in a heart of downtown Manheim
Michael Jackson looks around, and Michael Jackson looks around and sees that the sun is very bright outside,
And he feels his face begins to, sort of, melt, begins to slide off a little.
And Michael Jackson is running from disabled children, Michael Jackson is running...
And the children say:

Hey, hey, hey!
Michael Jackson!
Hey, hey, hey!
Michael Jackson!

Troubled, Michael Jackson call his boa-constrictor on the telephone, and the boa-constrictor says:

You've got to get away, Mike!
You've got to get away, Mike!

So, Michael Jackson goes to futureland in Manheim, where he sees many people standing in lines, he sees many people he doesn't recognize. And he says:

Who is that guy?
That's not my dad!
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad!

Hey, hey, hey!
Michael Jackson!
Hey, hey, hey!
Michael Jackson!

Misplaced on a mountain ride, Michael Jackson looks around, and he looks around and sees nothing at all except the little stars painted everywhere.
He looks around, and he feels the sensation of speed, and in the speed his face just sort of shifts, slightly...
And Michael Jackson feels the sensation of something coming towards him.
Michael Jackson feels something coming towards him, and he doesn't know what it is...
And it's Liza Minelli.
Liza Minelli is coming towards Michael Jackson, and she's smiling, and she's got these really big... teeth.

Who is that guy?
That's not my dad!
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad!

Hey, hey, hey!
Michael Jackson!
Hey, hey, hey!
Michael Jackson!

Get up, girl! I think I love you!
No, no! Sit down! Sit down!
No, sit down! I think I love you!...