Текст песни MMMMCка - Допрос

In the damp basement it smells of carrion and rot
Executioner rope tightened its on the rack
The pen froze in anticipation of the word, cry
Please have mercy, I beg you, have mercy
The judge settled down on the throne,
The counselor immediately announced the interrogation with predilection.
Question one: your name?
And crunched bones instead hello
My name is from birth Alexey
Even Bear in Murmansk was considered
And here it is known to all as Heckelberry.
And it seems like I never called
Question two: which God do you believe in?
Generally Kerzhak, baptized with two fingers,
He lived in Orthodoxy, Buddhism and Islam, because God is one
We all recorded in detail
Advisor interrupted: the third, the estate
Commoner, tramp, carpenter, carpenter,
He was a hip-hop preacher, rowdy,
Another poet, writer and artist
There was a speculator, a rastaman and a soldier,
As well as a loafer, fitter, sailor ...
Stop, stop slower, the scribe does not keep up, the adviser said
Sniffing loudly
Question four: after all the classes,
What sinful do you confess to deeds?
Well, in the theft, another friend of a friend
Declined to love ... but it's all drunk
Shamelessly lied, gave a big secret,
Not paid taxes, foul language,
And he drank, smoked and did not fast;
Fortunately, I don’t remember other sins!
What a scoundrel - said the judge was tired
The accused chuckled softly
Not all yet - but his laughter stopped
Rope executioner, there was a hoarse cry
We took you only for sowing distemper
Among the people, hanged man unhappy!
And you yourself confessed to sins and crimes
You are a man to society dangerous
Quarter!
And to eat tigers to give it away, the adviser advised
It's time, but before we know his last sin,
And there - hello!
Well, friends, you asked for it yourself
I managed to bribe the guard yesterday
And the doors to the dungeon opened,
And began a brutal massacre!
The executioner, judge, counselor became true,
And our hero still continues
To entertain you. Yes, by the way, the clerk writes a novel about him.
Such a thing happens!