Текст песни Владимир Высоцкий - Инструкция перед поездкой за границу

Yesterday I finished forging,
 I plan two zaludit -
 And trips abroad
 From the plant landed .

 Soot , grime washed away in the shower ,
 Ate cold ide -
 And listened to the instructor -
 That there can not be that .

  There are far better that household -
  So that I do not otchubuchil wrong -
  He gave me a brochure to read - as a mandate ,
  So do not try to live there as we foolishly .

 Talked to me like a brother
 About insidious abroad,
 About a trip to the Democrats
 In the Polish city of Budapest

 " There they have a special way -
 Us - so just do not understand.
 You really them , mate , try
 A little respect .

  Will debate with vodka - answer :
  " No, guys Democrats - only tea ! "
  Gifts from their stern look away -
  " I own this good - the dam . "

 He said, "Living in comfort -
 Save , but do not be silly .
 And , look, do not throw out the trick -
 With suhomyatku do not die !

 This Czech Budapest
 Oh these times -
 Maybe say " drink - eat "
 Well , maybe - " damn ."

  Oh, I 'm like the Hungarian market .
  On German Romanians to have a look !
  " Democrat , - assured sidekick
  Do not take a penny of Soviet citizens . "

 " Bourgeois infection
 Walks around on his heels.
 Beware the Forest eyes
 You extramarital affairs there.

 There spy with a strong body , -
 You them in the door - they are out the window !
 Say that with this business
 We're done for a long time .

  But they can not act directly :
  Shasta in coupe - and pretend the guy -
  And she will impose tola under the corset.
  Check the sex of your neighbor ! "

 Here I come to torture him :
 " I'm afraid - a blunder ladies!
 How to check - crawl under the dress?
 So shlopochesh the face ... "

 But the instructor - the guy dock
 Business - try srezh !
 And again went confusion
 About insidious abroad.

  Popularity is due to the ignorant :
  I 'm leaving the Bulgarians - in Budapest .
  If there is any theme - once removed -
  Do not need to beat , and not penetrate - explain !

 I train in their language - words -
 Neither any arc and fifth !
 Hammer me - so I have any
 In his peroxide .

 But I - no agitator,
 I - hereditary blacksmith.
 I Poles in Ulaanbaatar
 I will not go at last!

  I sleep with my wife , and I can not sleep , " Dus and Dus !
  Maybe I 'll manage without abroad ?
  I'm not theirs Vice - I run away ,
  Well I for ihnem - belmesa no , not a word ! "

 Darling slumbers , as a child,
 Clocked curlers.
 Answer me awake :
 " You know, Nick, - not zudi !

 What are you , Nick, hurt shy -
 I divorce thee !
 Twenty years of living side by side -
 And all the time : " Darling , Dus ... "

  Promised - forgot you , shall I ? Oh, good! .. -
  Oilcloth that you bring with Bangladeshta .
  Sberegi there a couple of rupees - not Buzi .
  Th me though ! - Though hell in a mortar - fetch ! "

 I fell asleep , hugging his wife ,
 Duxiu my tender .
 I dreamed that I chainmail
 Sword and shield yourself Kuyu .

 There are other measurements -
 Do not understand - eaten alive -
 And I dreamed Hungarian
 With a beard and a gun ,

  Dreamed Dusiny oilcloth beige
  And sassy spy in Bangladesh ...
  I will live , I will of God , the Romanians -
  They say they are from the Volga region - as we are !

 That's the same for women in their ways -
 Accompanied - began to sing .
 Ironed shirt -
 Pleasure to watch .

 Goodbye, blacksmith shop ,
 Until the Carnation home !
 Goodbye, my plan counterclaim ,
 Overfulfillment me!

  We drank - I alcohol penetrated into the aorta -
  I'm all the way to the airport proikal .
  To ramp I , and behind the back - like barking :
  " Who are you left us , Nicholas ?"