Текст песни Винни Пух и Пятачок - День Рождения Кролика

Vinyl Pooh today Rabbit Birthday .
You need to give him a gift .
Because he has a birthday today .
As you know , a birthday without gifts do not fucking happen.
I have a great idea - let him fucking do not give?
-A ?
Well , you know , Rabbit birthday today , birthday present gifts , you can go to the Wise Owl and it is something for us to advise , as the last time . For example, ganzhubasa buy Nakuru this big floppy eared bitch ..
-A ?!
You're out of your mind , moron, fucking ?! In a happy rabbit that bёzdey -y th-th !
-A, I realized , I realized I knew . Nuu , uh, have to go to the Council .
-Come To the Council for the Owl , more precisely, to the advice of the Owl , the advice to the Council .
-Why Us from Owls advice?
Well , you know , go to the Council for advice, to Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh go over , go over to Piglet Piglet , Rabbit to go for cognac , brandy for .
-Aaa .. And Birthday Bunny on the table to be pork.
You're on that nameka..namekaesh , teddy moron fuck ?
Well like so. More ... meat pork.
-A Medvezhatinki fucking , do not you , bitch , fuck ?!
-When Medvezhatinka than here ?
-Very tasty game.
Well people always eat pork and beef. We'll eat pork.
No, Rabbit said that he will vi..ve..vegetereanskaya kitchen - no pigs , bears and other freaks.
-I Rabbit 's all arranged .
Oh what do you deal with him ?
What I 'll give him Piglet birthday .
-Me ?!
-When Here than you?
-So I'm Pyatachёk !
The so- obtained you.
Ah - ah , do not! Please Vinnie, do you want me to you anything , I'll do ?
-Then go to the Council , ask her to give us advise Rabbit birthday because Birthday to give gifts , especially rabbits .
-I You fucking asshole , about half an hour already speak . Everything went to the Council , it is wise , knows everything .
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-Tuk Tuk fucking owl , open .
-I Listen to you , boys?
-Sova , You know , there is such a thing .. We are about Winnie the Pooh wanted to go to our Kent, Rabbit call him and give him chto..chto something ... Look, fuck you say Che shorter , sheep, do not interrupt , fuck !
Xe - heh-heh - heh .. Hu - hu-hu -hu ..
-Koroche , We need to give Rabbit something for my birthday . Maybe something original ?
-You know , boys, a very original way to give this pot of myo -yo- ёdom .
Vinyl , Winnie , you hear a pot of honey is, in my opinion, fucking .
-Daa , Get me this pot of honey , I'll eat this pot .
-But this honey I need somewhere to find !
Listen, Pyatochёk , there is one tree in our wild - rattlesnake - fucking woods and I want it derevo..mm..tam on the tree , as it is called that thing from the main stem turns ..
-Duplo ! Is the same as in your head , fuck !
-Duplo ! Daaёё..net ! Pjatochek , and you will close a hollow .
-To My head swelled up again ? No. Do not go !
No, go ! At Rabbit Birthday ...
Come on you prikineshsya cloud. Well you pretend to be an idiot all the time , so count up Tuchke and flying there. Zakos under a cloud , 've stole honey and went for my birthday !
I'm not going to use your balls !
-I Most reliable balls.
Well let's try it .
Come on .
Hhprff Hprff ... ...
-Everything , Fly , pig , oh , more precisely, a bear.
Ha ah ha .
It's me - a pig , and you - a bear.
-Pyatochё - Ek !
-Beri Honey and sёbyvaem , Birthday , already six in the evening .
-I Cloud - cloud - cloud , I ebusya over a branch and wait until the wasp bite in the ass. Oh-oh- oh, not smoothly , not right in my shorts cool.
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-Hey , Boys, we've got a hollow near some garbage flying brown fucking .
-He - Uh, I cloud - cloud - cloud ..
-Hey It again bear goner fucking under a cloud mows in pussy , let's get out of his fucking .
No, it's not a bear , it's cloud - cloud - cloud - cloud - cloud fucking wasps, cloud me, I cloud .
Look, well, he fucked the third week flying fucking otpizdim it.
-Pyatochёk , Row honey !
-I Cloud - cloud - cloud
-aa Aa ..
Tuff tuff tuff
Vinyl , Vinny , what's wrong?
I do not can not talk ,