Текст песни Вадим Галыгин - Профессии

Waiter . Waiter ssuka Almighty , wants to spit in your tea , wants Pernet borscht . Ssuka waiter even sleeps at night slightly bent , but smiling all night , because he dreams that garbage , which he thinks about you .

Agronomist . Agronomist - is a profession where life ssuka under your bed and corn cornfield under the ass . Agronomist ofigevaet life with two things: what the hell he was an agronomist and drink as combiners . Incidentally translated means harvester sliced ​​mouse.

Footballer . Footballer ssuka well where you are , well, your bishop , well ... there are good footballers and ours. Good - are foreign players . The difference between foreign and our players know what , no? Guess what? ( say cheerleader ) foreign players have beautiful wives , and our - beads .

Baker . Baker ssuka hilarious because every morning buns and makes not only itself, but throughout the country.

Engineer . Engineer ssuka ass engineer . Engineer - a man with a big pussy and small salary . Big pussy an engineer because he ssuka life looking at her over his glasses . One word engineer - a man whose life pencil behind his ear and no dick in his bosom .

Watchman . Ssuka lone watchman . Janitor - is a profession where life reading light for '78 ssysh warehouse , drink ( ... clearly ... ) , screwing cap and sleep, tomorrow ssuka difficult day . Scientists around the world are struggling with the question of where the watchman 's granddaughter , and why it ssuka like a hat.

Installer . Assembler - a very strange profession . Installer - this is when you drink all the time , but all the time ssuka at altitude. All installers drink , especially drink -altitude installers . But apart from these devils have all just awful hell . This high-altitude installers yes. They drink so that then from the height you send greetings . Well this work ...

Welder . Welder ssuka happy . Welder - is a profession where people every day at work thinks that the New Year . And what a new year without a masquerade ? Therefore welder ssuka all the time in mask, and it spoils his life. Welder always thinks that everyone faces purple . But there ssuka gas welder . It is very rich welder . everyone knows how much you can acquire gas huh? You can acquire so much that my son will never become a welder .

Photographer . Photographer ssuka strange . Photographer at work pictures of tits and ass , and on vacation - toads and sky. First photos were very poor , so were covered with black cloth and so lived . Winter was cold and they were warming themselves outbreaks. There was a lot of vodka , but money for vodka with photographers was not, so once they have infiltrated their gasoline rags , so there ssuka color photographs .

A profession - Stylist . Stylist - a man who for your money go with you to the store to advise you for your money buy you what he would like to own.

Hairdresser . Hairdresser - stylist is straight. Therefore hairdresser bitch poor .

Cashier . Cashier - a masochist . The whole day sitting on the thresh puzu casket with money.

Pharmacist . Pharmacist ssuka steep. Pharmacist cool because he can read any garbage ... any garbage , written by a doctor, pharmacist therefore steeper doctor because it can not only read any garbage , but remembers where it stands , and personally determine when, how, how much, in the head or in the ass , to eat before it or not. But pharmacists , as well as hockey players - people who always look at other people through the glass. Generally pharmacist - is a profession when Grandma 2:00 tells why she
chest pain in the knee area , and you stand ssuka and sleep . Such a profession .

Gardener . Ssuka gardener in the garden. And this is important. Because the translation from French gardener sa - to -module ... means " Petrushev another man's wife in the bushes parsley "
Well ssuka a profession . So do not start gardeners , drink as assemblers , and generally remember the people who work in the specialty live longer but ssuka worse.
Live long , happy and rich !