Текст песни ВАНТУЗ - БРАЧНЫЙ ДОГОВОР

I just imagined for a moment that I was already married
And how I will make a test in two weeks
While indicating to his wife
That grossly violated the rights of men
Eyes in a wet place I'm walking in a zoo
My wife is not happy with a homemade gift
It turns out that all the lessons of applications were lost in vain
Where I learned to glue acacia flowers
I beg your pardon singing serenades at home
Rhythmically drum into the battery who are not happy
Yes, everyone is not happy and the wife is no longer happy bastards
There are rumors around the house that I conduct rituals
And naked all the neighbors dance
Drawing phalluses on the body from the blood of lambs
It’s scary to think that I’m not a meat eater
Just like Hitler! told my wife a neighbor
Why would he die! I once blurted out upon learning
And according to my wife, he was right
But this is half the trouble, and all the trouble is her friend
She is the wife of my rich friend
The owner of a chain of restaurants "meat and wine"
They went there telling me that they go to the cinema

Ahh tear your teeth contract
I say everything to my wife point blank
I’m leaving home
Dick I laid down on your law

For a moment I introduced myself as a husband after seven years
Yes, by that time I would have moved completely
Just became a violent psycho - but very quiet
In a briefcase I would wear a thermos with sea buckthorn tea
They treat soldiers on a campaign and their horses
I would tell my friends in secret
Yes, they are not friends but work colleagues
And I’ll take a vacation when my wife leaves for my aunt
In vain I told it immediately laughed
Not at home or at work, I do not expect success
It's nice to be alone - but how are the children
Yes, for seven years they’ve already caught a couple of them in the network
Two girls and for men it is a bad sign
It happens a day that I don’t even want to go home
Bad dad if he doesn't buy daughters shops
Dad doesn’t drive, so he carries baskets on the hump
Dad, alas, does not plait pigtails in the morning
Dad is already flying without getting enough sleep on the train
Shorter life is only half the trouble - if not for that
Wife in the winter declares that she is waiting for the summer
I did not immediately understand why her tummy is growing
In short, we will soon have a new mouth at home

Another minute to see the end
And how will the union of two golden rings end
Perhaps in the end I will also become happily married
In a rocking chair sitting behind an ear, scratching a dog
And with a grateful look I shake my hand
I take a glass from my daughter’s hand with water
The wife there is knitting something quietly sitting by the fireplace
And above the fireplace I painted a picture
And the picture shows this very house
In which we have been living together for many years
No matter how lonely I am in an elderly home
The wife is not dead and not alive but just in a coma
Three daughters have long left the country
All blame on me and not mom
I live on a pension that I do not receive
Everything takes this place where I live
And I'm alive and my wife is still alive
She dies in the ward without knowing anything
That I don’t need anyone, I'm sitting sorry for myself
Getting married wasn’t a good idea.
And all the events went as if three minutes
No one knows where his routes lead.