Текст песни Auto-Tune Steve Jobs - iPad 2 Song

It's called the iPad 2
All new design for you
Better than Motorola Xoom
Gotta get me an iPad 2

'Cause you ain't got s***
Without an A5 chip

We started off in 2001 with the iPod
And, uh, we've been at it ever since (At it ever since)
Then in 2007, we added the the iPhone
And in 2010, we added the iPad

It's called the iPad 2
All new design for you
Better than Motorola Xoom
Gotta get me an iPad 2

'Cause you ain't got s***
Without an A5 chip

iPad 2, an amazing product
What can we improve?
Faster, lighter, thinner, cameras, gryoscope
And it comes in two colors
Black and white and we're gonna be shipping white from day one

It's called the iPad 2
All new design for you
Better than Motorola Xoom
Gotta get me an iPad 2

Apple Inc. FTW
'Cause it's a third of an inch thin

It's called the iPad 2
All new design for you
Better than Motorola Xoom
Gotta get me an iPad 2

iPad would be perfect
With 326 pixels per inch

Gotta get me an iPad
It's plain to see
Other tablets are so bad
Honeycomb is not for me

It's called the iPad 2
All new design for you
Better than Motorola Xoom
Gotta get me an iPad 2

'Cause you ain't got s***
Without an A5 chip

It's called the iPad 2 (It's called the iPad)
All new design for you
Better than Motorola Xoom (Better than Motorola)
Gotta get me an iPad 2

When I get my iPad 2
I'll say "thank you, Steve"
Gotta get my iPad 2
Before the iPad 3