Текст песни Animaniacs - The Monkey Song

Dr. Scratchansniff:
One Monday mornin', I got up late,
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck.
The monkeys got free and they run amok.
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants.
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Monkeys dance, then I dance, too.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I ran outside to get a stick,
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Hello Nurse:
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko:
For a nickel, I'll give you a clue.
Dot:
I didn't know your eyes were blue.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Marita Hippo:
Yessir, woo!!
Flavio Hippo:
Aw, play dat thing!
[instrumental break]
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
Them monkeys gonna put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
They's crazy nutso! I'm tellin' you!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Well, by this time, I was feelin' dread.
They was usin' a shoebrush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave, but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain, and, WHEE, I went down!
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Call my lawyer! I'm ready to sue!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
[Dr. Scratchansniff screams]
Marita Hippo:
Yessir, brother!
[instrumental break and chase sequence]
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Well, me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure,
Tomorrow, I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Now I'm in the stew. Aw, pooh.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Watch out for monkeys! I'm telling you!
The Hip Hippos:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo!
All:
Don't know what to say! The Warners won't do!