Текст песни Alex Farnham - The jeans song

I'm feeling cold down there
It's probably because I've only got on underwear
But I don't know what to wear
All my clothes are getting old and starting to tear
And it's getting too cold to wear my shorts
So I need a new pair of jeans
These slacks won't cut it
I need a new pair of jeans
That look good on my buttox
Look good on my butt
Do these look good on my butt?
These are too tight
These are too stripy
This color's not my favourite
And these are for hiking
I don't want red
And I don't want green
And I don't want blue unless
iI's the blue of a blue jean
I need a new jean
I need a pair
Need a pair of a new jean

Jeans! They're amazing! I would eat jeans if I could. But they are probably not good for my digestive system. Oh well. I guess I'll just keep wearing them. I love these jeans!

jeans jeans
they're pretty cool
slacks are whack
and jeans got your back
they're stylish, sturdy
and shorts are straight nerdy
jeans will get you girls who are pretty