Текст песни Ноггано - Армия

Shorter Tiomka such comes to my agenda ,
They say it is time for the army , it is not age - children
I certainly audacious , but he twirled gimp
Alternatively: armeyku or sit for seven years
Enlistment party, go to the doctors
60 kg and a couple of grams dozuha
Ear , nose, throat , eye exams
Surgeon , growth , psyche, pressure measurements
Commissioner stamped , all the rules
I am an ideal candidate for military service
Hallways goners with mother on nervosa ,
But Noggano on spokoynyake , well fuck crawl ?
Home to fuck joy Well finally , thank God
Wait quietly for two years
Wires arranged truly national
Sea liquor , plus natural Kaif
Shorter festivities in the Russian style
Drank, smoked , and then slow mutili
Screw hands , beaten boots in person
Dumb morning - a hangover in the police
Station platform, wagon wheels knock
Below me on the shelf snoring drunk putz obostsanny
Someone wrote in a low voice chanson
Scratching his bald head , remembering hair

I'm not strained any topic will master
And therefore serve Russia !
I do not blame you I asked for it
And therefore serve Russia !
I am against the cops and everyone there piderastii
And therefore serve Russia !
Red, white , blue,
Yes I'm ready to serve any state of Russia!

The mood in the format hard hangover
Fighters animals started building
By two o'clock rigid machines yaytsetryaski
Around collective incomprehensible suit
Got to the part of the building again
Build, attention , alignment !
Bold Colonel typing oxygen
Shoved drowsy young patriotic vomit
I squandered film - nothing interesting
Oath pizdyuley theme known to all
I got lucky to serve in part to supply
Smeknul instantly - here I will bring movement
Equal patsanchik never lost,
Tar tar, but I'm used to stir honey
On-site there were two old-timers countryman ,
In matters of turbid soulmates
First induced barter with diesel fuel
Arranged on raised bitching party in the storeroom ,
Then with pischevogo warehouse trimmed oil
Took dolyashku ensign Kudasova
Behind the fence was not formed lousy network
Anything 'brother - five seconds.
Loomed on the horizon, not weak gerych
Things went better
That's right !
On a slow podvis whole battalion ,
Persecuted by the Afghan wreaths broth
Increased dose grew theft
Our battalion sprinkle on building
Everything goes under the hammer when Kumar Army
Products , mattresses, clothing
Potarchivaet entire portion, a super dose on
Young over easy , grandfathers kamatoze
Overdose Captain Sunina , greed
Pumped - this Vasya we still need
A deal with the teams did not go Ensign Vanin
Threatened us , frightened us gaubvahtoy ,
But we knew about his secret passion
Ensign was malicious piderastom
Amassed a sluggish soldiers gay circle
And walked batter in the ass to the nearby woods
Shorter by a video camera ,
Kampraman concocted by all this company
Ensign gave us stamps and letterheads
And we have begun to live as lived in the civilian
All that lay , hanging , standing ,
Elos , was drunk , slaughter , slaughter,
Belilos , burning, beautiful, move,
We shamelessly be started in the industry
Total quality hard tharch ,
At full power shakes our shop
Mom came - not learned sonny
Took off 20 pounds, sticking drools

I'm not strained any topic will master
And therefore serve Russia !
I do not blame you I asked for it
And therefore serve Russia !
I am against the cops and everyone there piderastii
And therefore serve Russia !
Red, white , blue,
Yes I'm ready to serve any state of Russia!

True when the check arrived with General Dudko
To put it mildly it was a bit awkward
Look in his eyes puzzled the pig
- Where Colonel goats ? I f you all a tribunal !
Forgot to mention that the Colonel was in hospital
At the last stage tseyroza
Left part of the conscience of Captain Sunina ,
Who now stood before the General