Текст песни Несчастный Случай - Я был прикольным ребенком

I was a cool kid
And have not played in a rattle .
I was making gears ,
Metal snowballs , like a cannon .
I said with surprise
Director of the kindergarten :
& quot; kid , are you the smartest ?
And that those most necessary ? & Quot;

And I am silent, I was even a bit awkward .
I sit silent and mumble quietly :
& quot; I'm not kidding, I'm going through training.
The thing is that I'm ... Just a kid , but ...
Nobody caught ... & quot;

I grew up as a right
And he began to steel as a spring .
Invent gadgets ,
shone in the national squad .
And they said neighbors
With a touch of mild annoyance :
& quot; Man, what are you, the smartest ?
And that those most necessary ? & Quot;

And I say nothing , I even somehow pleasant.
I go silent, so generally unresponsive .
And what to say and when everything is so clear?
The thing is that I am ... You - just so, and I ...
Look, folks, I - oh ... Ha -ha-ha ...

I never tire of
Serve as a national idol.
The whole world recognizes one
My achievements before the world .
I tell myself , Alfred Nobel ,
Handing over , say, the award :
& quot; Granddaddy you that the smartest ?
What do you want here , all the more necessary ? & Quot;

And I 'll get into all of my incredible growth .
And I will say in his speech response :
& quot; thank you all , I was very pleased .
The thing is that I ... No one knew , and I ...
In fact, I - Batman & quot ;.

( See , people, he - Batman , Batman ! )
No one knew , but I ... ( Batman , Batman ! )
Thanks, folks , I'm ... ( Batman , Batman ! )
In fact, I ... ( Batman , Batman ! )
Thanks to me , because I'm Batman !

(Emergency switch , a government report !
Yesterday under the bridge caught Batman's tail.
Ha-ha- ha! Just kidding!)

Hello, good citizen! I'm Batman. You kud be my assistant!
Do you wonna fly with that Batman?
Do you wonna fuck with that Batman?

Oh, my aching wings!