Текст песни Красная плесень - Сказка о царе салтане

Hi guys,
Let me tell you a story,
This tale just zayabis.
About Tsar Saltan,
Sweaty eblana,
So the closer you sit to the magician.
Twist the handles,
It's not for mating
To louder your mafon vzlobul.
Unscrew all of the voices,
Require all nerves
The neighbors in fits perdanul.
This tale is not about Ass-lupoglazku,
It is not a fairy tale about a bunny-odnoyayku,
This tale is not about podzaluposherstnogo horse
It is not a fairy tale about a fucking Wonder,
This tale is not about Naduvnutuyu waffles,
This tale is not about skating,
This tale is not about kids' inflatable hockey
It is not a fairy tale about a block, damn, NATO
It is a tale that shit all the bitching.

Three slut under the window
Sharpen fritters before bedtime.
"If I was the queen -
They snitch one girl -
I would have gold threw
And left and right.
I went to in silks,
But not in these fucking trousers. "
"If I was the queen -
They snitch her sister -
I'd guzzled all in a row -
Rolls, buns, fruit candy.
It guzzles chocolate.
Well, fuck more do you want? "
"If I was the queen -
The third sister named snitch -
That king five times a day
Substitutes would pizden.
And to get up at dawn -
Make a morning blowjob. "
At this hour, I went into the house,
He blew his nose on the go,
Tsar Saltan himself.
The palace, in kind, boring,
That went for a walk,
Himself girls look.
He sees - in front of them girls,
Three cousins ​​sisters.
The first was called Bychikha,
And the second - Mudachihoy,
Third, God oduvan,
The king fell in love like a fool.
It is the order of virgins
He began to expound layout.
"The one that likes to eat a lot -
Cook will damn.
What silks wants to be -
Will weaver, so be it.
Well, the third sister
Will I have a queen,
I love it when a little light
Chick does blowjob. "

The time has come to get married,
Enough to walk,
I'll take a minute I have this girl,
Will I suck dick.
Garbage, it is not rich
And her face is black,
Auden her bitching
And wash you from shit.
Alien will not you give me the woman,
And I did not get tired to fuck,
Here zazhivёm we together with you,
You're going to dick sucking me in the morning.
Aliens are not your lips,
After all, they will make you a blow job,
My foreskin is not a stranger,
I blowjob I love since childhood - ...
All rise and drochat.
The girl !!!
Garbage, she pimply
And almost no boobs,
Just to get up early
And he made me a blowjob.
Teeth I'll knock it all,
So as not gryzanula for dick,
My Cutie, get ready
And the palace pussy.
Alien will not you give me the woman,
And I did not get tired to fuck,
Here zazhivёm we together with you,
You're going to dick sucking me in the morning.
Aliens are not your lips,
After all, they will make you a blow job,
My foreskin is not a stranger,
I blowjob I love since childhood.
Stormy and prolonged applause.
Thank you, comrades, that came to listen to my speech.

The king is not going to long,
That same evening, married,
And the whole world is baptized
Zahuyaril cool feast.
Vodka, beer and wine
There were more than shit.
All drunk and get drunk,
The ass lay drunk.
The king and queen of bed
Climbs two weeks.
Walks bed shaking,
Already shakes the royal throne.
Different family had sex,
Once the king climbed on the chandelier,
Once in the garden, then in the manger,
In the royal bath suds,
Then cancer on the stove
King pёr queen of the night.
In general, every single moment,
I covered it like a bull.
In the kitchen, crying Mudachiha,
Bychikha angry at the bench,
Because the king-goat
Their sister chose.
In those years the war was,
Riding a horse yourself,
Tsar Saltan and his wife good-bye,
He sat in the saddle and go blank.
A Bychikha with Mudachihoy
With brazen bitch Perduchihoy
They began to think and wonder
As queen podnasrat.