Текст песни Клоун Плюх - Школьные частушки

Eh, girly, guys,
Wider ears at the crown!
The ears are wider at the crown -
Listen to school ditties!

I want to sleep in the morning
But it's time, it's time to get up!
I'll go to school with a friend ...
- And with Polina? - No, with a pillow!

I jump to the lesson,
Very fast - too fast
So that excellent students match,
Write off all tasks!

In the class, the strict orders are -
You can't play hide and seek here!
The fifth grade is not a kindergarten!
Eh, to go back!

Lesson five minutes passed ...
- Who is ready to board before the deadline?
Everyone rushed to ram ...
Straight to the school restaurant!

Monday - not Saturday:
Test work for everyone!
- The excess was removed from the desk!
- Get it out, Seryoga, ... cards!

We've got a new one in class -
They planted him next to Vasya.
All the notebooks in the cover ...
- Wow, damn it, what legs!

We washed three carrots
And they gave one to Vovka:
- Well, will you solve the problem yourself?
- I won't give up the carrot!

Together they took a hammer
They knocked down a wall of boards.
Well into a labor lesson ...
Lie by the pond!

To write correctly,
You need to read the rules.
To avoid mistakes ...
Better not to write at all!

There is no whole universe
Such a blue planet
Like the Earth, like this globe ...
And the microbe bus is crawling!

What, when and where happened
Why did it happen
History will teach us ...
If suddenly the stomach does not swell!

First class - only girls:
Blouses, blouses, skirts ...
Silence throughout the year ...
On the tables - fashion magazines!

Our teacher is the smartest
Like a "Pentium" silent!
He will tell without deception
Who is Bilan's girlfriend!

The bear is holding onto the ear
As if a fly is flying in it ...
Grishka holds on to his eye ...
Yes, Lenka's blow is great!

At school - noise, commotion ...
Someone shouted: "Hyundai hoh!"
- Why did you bring a grenade?
- Ukraine climbs into NATO!

I decided everything in three minutes -
Right here and right here!
Issued clearly, like an alarm clock!
It's good to have a mobile phone!

There are only fives in the diary,
There is not a single four!
I love fives -
I'll buy myself!

No guys, this is too much!
- Whose mouse is it on the desk ?!
- Where is the director? - Here he is!
- Whose elephant is at the door ?!

We wrote, we wrote
Our fingers are tired ...
Handle up - and rest!
- I should have taken the bed ...