Текст песни КВН Утомлённые солнцем - Девственность

- The best thing invented by mankind for all time of its existence - is love. This is what doing at the Department of Nuclear Physics, Sochi Institute for Tourism and Recreation .

Lena - Today We scientists of the country

As with fertility , in general , irregular ...

Must remove the Pythagorean pants

And feel free to experiment with love!

- Well , let's start !

Gull - Can I go now?

- I'm not ready today to overtime !

Lena - Without regular exercise fragile marriage !

Well Come to me, my arapchonok languid ,

Hug hands and feet!

Gull - Can I ask a question indiscreet ?

- How Can I otmazatsya money from you !?

Lena - You can not , a servant , come excite me poems !!!

Gull - I'm hairy hare , I Sochi bastard , fluffy on the best, oh-oh- oh ... .

Lena - And my lips touching !

Gull - Can read more ?

Lena - Come on, maniac ! Come on, come on, come !!!!!

Gal - I love that you're sick is not me !

- No whooping cough , not FMD , not pig !

 Lena - And the fact that the entire back scratched ?

Gull - Believe me, I accidentally ... beard !!!

Lena - As soon as cute then you are gone! Never Been Kissed left you!

Gull - What you have given birth to triplets me ?

Lightly touched sleeves ?

Lena - Love you till death shall I , my dear !

And if otoydёsh you to another world ,

I will come to your grave!

Gull - And after the death I do not find peace ...

I'll throw you!

Lena - Pardon me , for what?

Gull - Although used by the hair ! I'll take you and throw !

Lena - For what?

Gull - For our negulyane under the moon,

Nesidene for our restaurant ,

For our nelezhane on the couch ,

Lena - To your nestoyaniya under water!

Gall - Between us over all , listen !

Lena - Mishan , you're given more than !!!

Gull - I'll give you ...

Lena - Paris ! ? ...

Gull - No ... For a start - Magadan ...

Lena - Clown ! Alphonse ! Unshaven midget !

Gull - Ho, ho , I will laugh in your face!

Unshaven midget ? How old are you ?

Lena - 17 !

Gull - would answer yes ... give as much !

Lena - Yes , I'm 17 !

Who in this doubt ,

Let him cast a stone at me , at this very hour !

Gull - I see that throwing more than once !

Lena - So you're also a ham !?

Gull - What? Then a duel! Shawl challenge you !

Lena - Shawl ? !!!! Gift my !!!! ??? His throwing worthless !

Gull - Shawl my friend, but truth is more expensive !

Lena - Maybe in the shower ?

Gull - No, I am lazy !

There waiting for us a disappointment!

I suggest you , Lena !

From now on, reproduce by budding !

Lena - But you want a w w w me ?!

Gull - Who, me then?

Lena - Yes ! Remember the details !

Who me in the park said: " In bed I Beeline ! Comfortable with me ! "

Gull - Yes , I say! Carriage. Me , coach !

Lena - Wait a minute ... Let I small stature !

But if in heels and socks -

I 90-60 90 ...

Gull - Let it in millimeters !?

Lena - Come on, betray the passion hot !!! ...

Gull - Now is not the March ! And I'm not a cat !!!

Lena - Ah, so ! Then please return my gifts !!!

Gull - Who will return me virginity ?

Lena - I like your right hand !

Your eyes , your eyelashes !

Behind the nose it's not uglyadite !

Gull - Lena , I love you , do you hear !

Lena - From passion passionate I am weak !

Gull - I did not dare , I do not know ...

Lena - Well, what are you waiting ?

Gull - I get shy !

Lena - Marry me , I'm doing !

Gull - Let ottsvetut love flowers ...

Lena - One remains incorruptible -

Gall - In Russia, only two disasters

Lena - Mishan Galustjan