Lyrics Paul Shapera - 6. Interlude

Helen:
Oh look, here comes the sheriff! He and his deputy Henry The Alchemist are coming to investigate reports of trouble

Sheriff:
Greetings Miss Helen. It looks like there's been some trouble with the stagecoach and Henry and i...

Helen:
You mean the doctors place

Sheriff:
No, the stagecoach. it looks like Han Mi is...

Helen:
No, we're not doing the train robbery

Sheriff:
Oh, we're not?

Helen:
No we're doing... uhm... zombie babies

Sheriff:
What?

Helen:
Flying face eating zombie babies

Sheriff:
That's horrible!

Helen:
It's pretty awesome actually. Don't tell Han i said that, she'll never follow script again

Sheriff:
Well then, we ride off to...

Helen:
The doctors place

Sheriff:
Yes, to...

Helen:
Investigate reports of the vaccine having strange side effects

Sheriff:
Does the band know this?

Helen:
I told them during your bit

Sheriff:
Well then, come Henry. Hi ho Yates!

Helen:
Hank!

Sheriff:
Yes?

Helen:
Just between you and me, have you ever considering Han-Mi as... a woman?

Sheriff:
Han-Mi is the embodiment of evil and malicious cunning

Helen:
No, past the whole villainous thing. Just.. as a woman, do you think..

Sheriff:
How can i possibly see her as anything other than a detestable scourge, a blight that should be removed from this town?

Helen:
Wow. Okay, that's uh... harsh

Sheriff:
Hi ho Yates! Away!

Helen:
I'm sorry, Han

Han:
You know, we really don't have to talk about it

Helen:
It's your song. I am such a... what the hell is with the band?

Han:
I don't think they're paying attention to us

Helen:
Guys! Guys! What the hell are you doing? Okay, take your time...

Yes. Wow. Okay folks, we go now to Han-Mi's lair where she sits brooding.