Lyrics Dick Valentine - Litterbug

Another simulation that you walk me through,
But the taste in your mouth ain't good enough for you,
Spray a can of Raid until it turns you blue,
What’s a litter bug like me to do?

This love wont bio degrade for a thousand years,
Don't waste this moment with recycled fears,
We can make this day that you rue

You mess with the litterbug,
The litterbug ain't a mess like you

Hoo-oh
Hoo-oh

Do you like it toxic? Do you like it clean?
I'm a job-creator, babe, and my jobs ain’t green,
The Primrose Path is paved with polystyrene
By a coal-burning machine

Enough of your Mother Earth crying hippy tears,
So get a Burma Shave with volcanic shit,
She should shave her armpits too

Try to step on the litterbug,
The litterbug steps away from you

Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh

Put a time cap on your carbon train,
Protect all of the creatures in the everglade,
Build your windmills till you're Don Quixoty,
But you’re running out of things to do and say

It's been a (?) gas, but I must scurry away,
May we meet again on Garbage Day,
Don't mind me if I lawyer up and sue

Don't worry about the litterbug,
Cause the litterbug ain't going to worry about you

Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh