Lyrics Deadbolt - Truck Driving SOB

TWO ANTIQUE DEALERS IN A SUV PROCEEDED TO CUT ME OFF.
I FOLLOWED THEM DOWNTOWN TO ONE OF THEM ARTIST'S LOFTS.
ONE OF THE GUYS CAME TO THE DOOR AND SAID "HI, YOU MUST BE MICH"
I SAID "NO" AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE TEETH AND SAID
"I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH!"
AH YEAH...

I'M A CHAIN-SMOKIN'
CB JOKIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH

THE NEW WAITRESS GAVE ME THE EYE AT GREASY BOB'S COME ON INN.
I TOOK HER HOME TO A HONKEY TONK, NEXT THING, WERE CHECKING IN TO THE SPRING DAY INN.
IN THE MORNING SHE SAY "I LOVE YA, HANK", THEN SHE STARTS TO TWITCH
I SAID, "SORRY BABY, GOTTA GO...
'CAUSE I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH"
AH YEAH...

I'M A PILL POPPIN'
JOJO EATIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH

A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK EATIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
A FIVE DOLLAR SHOWER
NUDIE GIRL, HAPPY HOUR
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
AHH YEAH...

HEY
WHAT'S YOU 20 THERE?
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DRINKIN' BEER AT MY FAVORITE BAR, THE CHROME NUDIE GIRL INN.
TRUCKERS DON'T LIKE SHUTTLEBUS DRIVERS AND A SLEW OF THEM WALKED IN.
I'D RATHER DRINK WITH A SMOKEY BEAR AND GET THE HEMORROID ITCH.
ME AND BOB BEATH THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
'CAUSE I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
AH YEAH!!

A SIDE BURN WEARIN'
REDMAN CHEWIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
A THELMA AND LOUSIE HATIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH

TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
I TELL YA, I'M A TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH
A GEAR SHIFTIN'
CHICKIN LICKIN'
TRUCK DRIVIN' SON OF A BITCH