Lyrics DayZ parody of Taylor Swift's - I Knew You Were a Bandit

Once upon a time
In the middle of Cherno
I was in your sights
You got me alone
Don't kill me, don't kill me, don't kill me

I guess you didn't care
You wanted all my loot
I knew you'd take my stuff
But I didn't think you'd shoot
You killed me, you killed me, you killed me

And he's logged off
With all my stuff
And realise, I've had enough

[chorus]
'Cause I knew you were a bandit when you walked in
But I didn't shoot
I said friendly but you didn't listen
Then you shot me down
Oh I knew you were a bandit when you walked in
'Cause you wore that shemagh
I surrended but you didn't listen
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, friendly friendly friendly
Oh, oh, friendly friendly friendly

Now I'm on the coast
And I want my gear back
I'm coming after you
Following your tracks
I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you

Now I have you in my sights
At the bottom of that hill
Are you ready to die
Cause' I'm ready to kill
I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you

And I start to shoot
With my ACOG
Now I realise, he's combat logged

[chorus]

When you shoot on sight
In DayZ
We will have revenge
On you, on everyone, on everything
Yeah

[chorus]

I knew you were a bandit when you walked in
Friendly friendly friendly
I knew you were a bandit when you walked in
Friendly friendly friendly