Lyrics Dan Bull - Rust Rap

One morning i woke up
With such a bad head
I thought i'd been hit by a tow truck
Smack
No such luck
Look down and notice that im wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for botox
How did i get here?
Why am i naked?
I'd Better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I'm just a naked man
Running around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked man
Running around, baby
Hold on a minute, whats that rustling sound?
Said How did i get here?
Why am i naked?
I'd Better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I put the pieces together like kojak
A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, homo erectus
Hope you know latin
'Cause I'm whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp
You and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base
I stand on my feet
I'm nude, but you won't get your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat
Build bigger better houses
But for now i guess i'd better get a pair of trousers

I'm just a naked man
Running around
Hold on a minute, baby,
Look what I've found
I'm just a naked man
Running around, baby
Hold on a minute,
What's that rustling sound?

I'm a bare man
Fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man
I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer
Follow the hoof prints
'Til i come across a box full of blueprints
Now i can do things, like a civilised man
But I'll still kill anything that moves
With the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat
But I'm still gona stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't trust anybody
Not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the west end
Lets not pretend
Human nature was changed, man
Still naked, behaving like a caveman

I'm just a naked man
Running around
Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked man
Running around, baby
Hold on a minute, whats that rustling, rustling sound?