Lyrics Виктор Третьяков - Тюбик
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Тюбик
Я повстречала его весною,
Он был художник, почти известный.
Мы целовались с ним под сосною,
Ну, и он женился, поскольку — честный!
Он пил не много, он был не грубым,
Такое счастье, девки, лишь раз бывает.
Одно смущало — почистит зубы,
И, вечно, тюбик не закрывает…
Но я внимания, сперва, не обращала,
(такой мужчина мне небом даден)
И всё по-бабьи ему прощала,
Всё, даже тюбик, будь он не ладен.
А муж, рисуя, впадал в нирвану:
То, вдруг, обнимет: люблю, говорит, и баста!
То, вдруг, проказник, затащит в ванну,
А там…открыта зубная паста!
А я, как дура, носки стирала,
В супы ложила бульонный кубик,
И всё просила, всё умоляла:
ПОЧИСТИЛ ЗУБЫ — ЗАКРОЙ, БЛИН, ТЮБИК!!!
А он, скотина, ну как нарочно,
Всё это, Глаша, говорит, второстепенно…
Скажите, девки, ну разве можно
Любить и гадить одновременно?
И я с досады ушла к соседу,
Ведь у соседа вставная челюсть…
На полке тюбик от «Блендамеду»
Лежит закрытый… Какая прелесть!!!
Tube
I met him in the spring
He was an artist, almost famous.
We kissed him under a pine tree,
Well, and he got married, because - honest!
He drank not much, he was not rude,
Such happiness, girls, only happens once.
One thing was embarrassing - to brush my teeth,
And, forever, the tube does not close ...
But I didn’t pay attention at first,
(such a man is given to me by heaven)
And forgive him like a woman
Everything, even a tube, be it not okay.
And the husband, drawing, fell into nirvana:
That, suddenly, hugs: I love, he says, and that's it!
Then, suddenly, a prankster, dragged into the bath,
And there ... open toothpaste!
And I, like a fool, washed my socks,
I put a bouillon cube in soups,
And she asked for everything, she begged for everything:
CLEANED TEETH - CLOSE, DAMN, TUBE !!!
And he, cattle, how deliberately,
All this, Glasha, says, is secondary ...
Tell me, girls, how can it be
Love and crap at the same time?
And I went to the neighbor in frustration
After all, a neighbor has a false jaw ...
On the shelf is a tube from Blendamed
Lies closed ... What a charm !!!
I met him in the spring
He was an artist, almost famous.
We kissed him under a pine tree,
Well, and he got married, because - honest!
He drank not much, he was not rude,
Such happiness, girls, only happens once.
One thing was embarrassing - to brush my teeth,
And, forever, the tube does not close ...
But I didn’t pay attention at first,
(such a man is given to me by heaven)
And forgive him like a woman
Everything, even a tube, be it not okay.
And the husband, drawing, fell into nirvana:
That, suddenly, hugs: I love, he says, and that's it!
Then, suddenly, a prankster, dragged into the bath,
And there ... open toothpaste!
And I, like a fool, washed my socks,
I put a bouillon cube in soups,
And she asked for everything, she begged for everything:
CLEANED TEETH - CLOSE, DAMN, TUBE !!!
And he, cattle, how deliberately,
All this, Glasha, says, is secondary ...
Tell me, girls, how can it be
Love and crap at the same time?
And I went to the neighbor in frustration
After all, a neighbor has a false jaw ...
On the shelf is a tube from Blendamed
Lies closed ... What a charm !!!