Lyrics Borderlands 2 - Singing Psycho

This Psycho stands on a stage with a midget at a piano. Approach him and he will call for the music to start. He will then start singing.

[Singing psycho]
He wanted me to sing my heart out SO I SNATCHED IT FROM HIS CHEST! PLAY THE SONG!

[Midget]
Plink-plinky-plink the keys!

[Singing psycho]
[humming]
FASTER! Get to the bridge. OR I'LL THROW YOU SCREAMING OFF OF IT!

[Midget]
No! Nononono!

[Singing psycho]
The murder-music commences!

[Curtain close]
[Clears throat]
[Curtain open]

♪♪
This is a song
From my mummy mum
Sing and hummy hum
Till you're in my tum
3 swinging midge
All in my fridge
Teeth a rattle-taytin
Nice and shaken-shaken
Soon my nasal spray
Will be 3 midgey filets
Warming up my tummy
Just like my mummy
Hello who are you
Today tonight?
Do you think my face
Looks alright in this light?
Sometimes I think
Maybe I should drink
But then I feel a sudden
That maybe I should summon
Someone to feed me
That will never leave me
But then I'll be
Not who I say is me
But then a little bee said to me
It's better to transcend reality
So though I may be very senseless
I can keenly see great immenses
Tada doodle
All the noodles
Come to play with MEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEE!
♪♪

Mm, thank you, thank you, thank --
thank you, thank -- THANK YOU.

[Curtain Close]