Lyrics Ринат Шайморданов - Карловы Вары

I recently went to Karlovy Vary,
There is tyranny, there is Karlovy manners.
There dwarf dwarfs are often raped
And they do not lead to the police station.

Armless walks there Grek-tramp,
And cancer, his hand eats everything under the bark.
Merchant Prokop went bankrupt there with dill -
Georgians brought the car to Prokop.

I saw there in the shop at the antiquary
Clarinet, what Clara stole from Carl
And Clarina's beads on Karla Baba,
And the woman works as a keeper in the bar.

And Karl himself was spoiled. Became a drug addict
Smuggler and music lover.
The contrabass will smuggle up to the stop -
Jump to the ship and rushing through the sea.

There his friend Gray and girlfriend Assol
Carlsbad salt is being brought to overseas.
Gray has two frigates in the raid.
And, by the way, Gray Greke is brought by his brother.

And Clara is a star in the Karlovy Vary ballet
Dancing soloist to the sounds of clarinet.
And though not what she stole from Carl,
But, anyway, dancing gorgeous.

And Karlovyari people are mad at the mayor -
Two years do not see the wood in the courtyards,
For two years the mayor hasn't brought firewood to them -
Got the grass of the yard.

So don't go to Karlovy Vary,
There is tyranny, there is Karlovy manners.
There dwarf dwarfs are often raped
And they do not lead to the police station.