Am E
Если бы не лень, я стал бы человеком.
Am
Если бы не лень, я шёл бы в ногу с веком.
A7 Dm
Если бы не лень, я б деньги зашибал,
Am E Am
Я бы регулярно долг свой исполнял.
Если бы не лень, я был бы эрудитом.
Если бы не лень, я мог бы стать бандитом.
Если бы не лень, я сбросил бы живот,
Я б насочинял хитов на год вперёд.
Если бы не лень, я пел бы, как Киркоров.
Если бы не лень, писал бы, как Суворов.
Если бы не лень, играл бы, как Семак.
Если бы не лень, стоял бы, как Третьяк.
Если бы не лень, рванул бы за границу.
Если бы не лень, я б знал, к чему стремиться.
Если бы не лень, я б сделал много зла.
От него лишь лень меня уберегла.
Если бы не лень, наверно, пил бы меньше.
Если бы не лень, завёл бы кучу женщин.
Если бы не лень, я б брился каждый день.
Если бы не лень, ах, если бы не лень!
Am E
If it were not for laziness, I would become a man.
Am
If it were not for laziness, I would keep up with the century.
A7 Dm
If it were not for laziness, I would have used the money,
Am E Am
I would do my duty regularly.
If it were not for laziness, I would be an erudite.
If it were not for laziness, I could become a bandit.
If it were not for laziness, I would lose my stomach,
I would write hits for a year ahead.
If it were not for laziness, I would sing like Kirkorov.
If it were not for laziness, I would write like Suvorov.
If it were not for laziness, I would play like Semak.
If it were not for laziness, he would have stood like Tretyak.
If it were not for laziness, I would have rushed abroad.
If it were not for laziness, I would have known what to strive for.
If it were not for laziness, I would have done a lot of evil.
Only laziness saved me from it.
If not laziness, probably, would drink less.
If it were not for laziness, a lot of women would have started.
If it were not for laziness, I would shave every day.
If not laziness, ah, if not laziness!