Lyrics Леонид Каганов - Ода зимней депрессии

On the day the students took the session and the common people finished drinking,
winter depression sets in, and how can she not come? We don’t
Lenins, not Stalin, are not waging a civil war. Very depressed
we are tired. Come soon, well! Stop jumping! Nerves are not official!
“You can't survive without depression,” British scientists, beards will tell us.
sad biting. Need a vacation, many know it. On the route should be
halt. It seems that even somewhere in psychology someone smart wrote something there.
Stop neighing and work hard! Stop singing the corporate anthem!
I want something sluggish already! To stomp on something like that! Remember:
there are so many charms in life! The joys of simple being! Let's say
to sit with a sagging jaw, as I did all morning yesterday!
Spend a working day in prostration with the rest
sleepy people! Read articles and presentations - and not a word in articles
understand! Sit in a bag so that the organs stick together! Spread the scarf and
"Solitaire"! Do not turn on the Tetris - it is too twitchy. Do not forget:
depression is with us! Like a zombie, walk around the room, making a fool of paper at
the table. Winter depression! Remember: every year comes in February!
Get ready for it already in advance - so in about three weeks: from January
go to meetings, but don't say a word there. Stop bragging
intellects! More often make your face brick! Run your business with projects
to be sad about what. Do not rush - do not rush about in depression! Pick up
 Reasons for melancholy: do not heal your teeth - let them be treated, do not change faded
socks, the main thing - remember how to: a dull look should surround you.
Make a repair once in the room - and leave it in the lime, let it stand.
Survive yesterday's problems - boring without looking into the distance. And then with
bosses and home hard, but with a taste of scandal. Remember: here it is
just need aggression. Spoil everything like a Tuzik - fresh snow. After all, you have
winter depression! You are a cute thin man! Let's all go! Come on! You
like it! And pout all over the world then! Come on, depression, beauty!
So many topics are ready for you! Everything hurts! And I do not want anything! All
boring! Boring! There is no life! How long to! And when it's over! Here
you have a rough list of troubles: no money. And there wasn’t. Not given out. No in the world
shelves and salaries. Where was the last time we saw the money? Thirty pieces two
 thousand years ago. Open the window of the blog site and shout from this window,
Announcing the Internet alarms that we have shit, not a country! And then so
strengthen depression and tune your brain in the right way, curse your loud
profession, life, colleagues, friends and all in a row. And of course, there is a theme
excellent - the whole soul trembles from her. It is our life. Well, that
personal. One that is not good. Whether you are married or divorced, friend,
 girlfriend, husband, wife, family - above you a heavenly bottomless powerful
space for whining! So that it’s completely crawled, taken for the soul, out loud
say a hundred times in a row: “Why am I still not married ?!” (Even if
married a couple of times.) Draw sadness, hang it on your forehead, make sure at the mirror:
lay down. Everything in you must scream: depression! Winter depression has come!
Eat! Dumb! Sigh! Grunt and complain! Noah and rattles like an old bard!
Waiting for you, depression, please! From January through February to March!
We cherish you, like fresh gossip! We are waiting for you as a passenger tram! BUT
then spring and summer! And then - come on autumn!