Lyrics Аркадий Северный - Вот с женою как-то раз...

Here with my wife once
We got to the Caucasus, -
The Armenians met at the station.
They offered a dacha, -
What kind of dacha? - Good luck!
Time! We took it off!

They offered a house -
There used to be a chicken coop in it,
But this is not a topic for sadness.
For the house where the chickens lived,
We have two hundred Armenians skins
Time! And they took it off!

I thought for a long time - and decided
I buy a car -
They promised to build me a garage ...
That same night from my car
Candles, valves and tires
Time! And they took it off!

Here with my wife once
We returned from the cinema
They met someone in the dark.
Suddenly a harsh voice rang out:
"Gentlemen, take off your fur coats!"
Time! And they took it off!