Lyrics the midnight beast - When I'm Older

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL SAY SHIT, WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK AT PORN... A LITTLE BIT
WILL I STILL HAVE SEX, CORRECTION TRY AND HAVE SEX WITH A FLACCID ERECTION
WEARING A DUMB CAP, DOING SHITTY RAP...
MAYBE I'LL BE FUCKING AWESOME AND GET PAPPED
ROLLING IN A JAGUAR
POPPING THE VIAGRA, FELLAS ARE JEALOUS MY LADIES MAKE ME LOOK LIKE HEFNER

WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIME­A... DON'T KNOW HER NAME THOUGH...
ALZHEIMER'S
I WAKE UP DIFFERENT GIRL EACH TIME­A, SHIT I'VE DONE THE SAME BIT AGAIN...
ALZHEIMER'S

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST STILL RAISE THE ROOF, STILL GETTING CLOCKED FOR THE TIK TOK SPOOF
60 YEARS ON, STILL GOING STRONG... I'D STILL BE DANCING BUT MY BACK'S GONE
WHEN I'M OLDER
STILL GET INTOXICATED
EVERY DAY INEBRIATED
WHEN I'M OLDER
STILL GETTING BAT SHIT WASTED
THEN GETTING RESUSCITATED

I'M DEAD

JUST KIDDING... HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HEAR ME DUMMY? I'M AN ANTIQUE, START BIDDING...
THE OTHER PENSIONERS LOOK AT ME FUNNY 'CAUSE THEY KNOW I KNOW I'M IN TOWN CRASHING A PARTY
BACK OF THE CLUB... HORLICKS, BACARDI
NEVER GO HOME, GRANDDAUGHTERS UNHAPPY
KEEP GOING WHEN I FILL UP MY NAPPY

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I PLAY DONKEY KONG, SITTING IN MY ARMCHAIR... SPARKING A BONG?
IT'S FOR GLAUCOMA, NOT AN ADDICTION... ASK THE DOCTOR... IT'S PRESCRIPTION
WHEN I'M OLD WILL I EAT AT HOOTERS... PULL UP GETTING HEAD ON A MOBILITY SCOOTER?
STILL PLAYING FIFA...SMOKIN' THE REEFA,
GRAMPS ON TOUR, GETTING WANKERED IN BEEFA!

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL LOOK FLY? KISSING 'EM GIRLS... MAKING 'EM CRY?
STILL GOT THE GUNS, STILL GOT THE EYEBROWS... WHAT I'M FIT... THERE'S NO NEED TO LIE NOW...
PLAYING BOWLS BACK OF THE CAR PARK, GAMBLING MONEY
BUYING CHINOS IN PRIMARK

WHEN I'M OLD WILL I STILL HAVE ORGIES? YOUNG WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY FORTIES...
HALF BLIND
HALF DEAF
THE LADIES LOVE ME I'M A G.Y.L.F
GRANDDAD YOU'D LIKE TO 'SHHHHH' LET'S HAVE A GAME OF STRIP CHESS
THE LADIES LOVE ME 'CAUSE I STILL GOT LIBIDO, STILL ROCKIN' SPEEDOS, BANNED FROM THE POOL 'CAUSE I LOOK LIKE A PAEDO!
BUT I'M NOT A PAEDO, I'M HONESTLY NOT A PAEDO.................